#drunk guys

[afterglowbaby]

boys just wanna have fun 🙂‍↔️

[sfde8871]

“Maybe I’m a little drunk. Or a lotta drunk. But yeah I was wrong about this guy, I admit it -so what. He’s actually…alright” —said both

[socks1965]

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[socks1965]

FUCKIN LEFT MY SHOE SOMEWHERE!!! OH WELL..... NO WHAT???

[romance-sick]

I finally found it!! 😂😂😂

Probably my favorite story of Bill’s…when a bunch of drunk kids tried to fight him at McDonald’s. OMG 😂😂😂

Thank you, Chris Hardwick, for giving Bill a platform to provide this gem of a story lol

[bradshawswife]

Please can you do and imagine loosely based off the song Honky Tonk Badonkadonk by Trace Adkin for a Hangman x y/n imagine because this song is SO him! And i can just see a y/n waitress having to deal with a cocky drunk Jake trying to impress her all the whilst he’s singing this at the top of his lungs for the attention from the reader and others around him, bonus points if his friends back him up too 😂 i love your writing and if you manage to do this i hope it’s fun to write!

HAHAH i love this idea. I hope I did it justice!

Drunk Flirting. J.S

warnings: jake being jake, drunk idiots, country music, suggestive themes (i guess?)

a/n: this was so fucking funny to write. i was constantly laughing my ass off. i must say, basing a one shot on a song is a bit difficult, but i hope i did it right. (i left some of the lyrics out, as they didnt make sense for the fic lol)

While working at The Hard Deck, Y/N was used to arrogant, drunk Naval Aviators, making passes at her. She was very used to Jake “Hangman” Seresin hitting her up every time he stepped foot into The Hard Deck.

Today, after a long day of training, Hangman and his friends made their way into The Hard Deck. While Rooster, Phoenix, and Bob made their way to the pool table, Hangman made his way over to flirt with Y/N, as he usually did.

"Hey sweet girl, can I get 4 beers please" he smirks at you.

Today, you're wearing shorts with a graphic tee tucked into them. Your shorts are on the shorter side, and as much as Hangman wants to think you did this for him, it was simply laundry day for you.

You make your way to the other side of the bar to fill up 4 beers, when Hangman whistles at you. "Are you wearing those for me? Those are some of the shortest shorts I've ever seen." he beamed.

"Yes, Jake. I am 100% wearing these shorts just for you." you laugh, sarcastically, shoving the 4 beers towards him. "Thanks sweetheart" he grinned, turning around and promptly stopped before swinging back around, "they look really good on you, Y/N". he exclaims while throwing a wink at you.

Hustlers shootin' eight ball Throwin' darts at the wall

Rolling your eyes, you watch as the friend group played pool and threw darts occasionally.

A few hours pass by, after many beers and some tequila shots, its safe to say Hangman and the crew are good as done, as they're stumbling over each other. She begins to walk over to the friend group, letting them know you're about to close and that they need to find their rides home, when you hear Hangman and his friends break out into song.

"Here she comes, lord help us all" Rooster sings, slurred.

"Poor ole boy, it aint his fault. It's so hard not to stare" Bob (you're shocked) chimes in.

"At that honky tonk badonkadonk" Hangman screams, staring you up and down. You're so beyond confused at this point and just start laughing to hide your embarrassment as a few bar stragglers have now gathered around you to watch as this drunken friend group is singing the most absurd country song ever.

Your face turns bright red as Hangman grabs your hand and twirls you around.

"Keepin' perfect rhythm, make ya wanna swing along" Phoenix adds in, laughing in between words. Yea, she's extra drunk.

"Got it goin' on, like Donkey Kong" Bob laughs at your bright red face. You're used to only Hangman making passes at you in his friend group, so this whole scene is totally out of the ordinary.

"And whoo-wee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma, there oughta be a law, get the Sheriff on the phone" Rooster laughs, staring at you as you begin to walk away, just beyond embarrassed. You want to go hide in the storage closet until this all blows over. Rooster stands up and drunkenly strides over to stop you.

"Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on that honky tonk badonkadonk" Hangman slurs, giving you a wink. You pull your shorts down a bit more, as if that's going to help anything. Your face is basically the colour of a tomato, and you've never been this flustered at Jakes shenanigans, but today is different.

"Now Honey, you can't blame her" Phoenix sings, smiling as Rooster moves you closer to the group, after you just accepted the fact that they're not going to shut up.

"For what her mama gave her. It ain't right to hate her" Bob smiles, giving you a wink (wow this is totally out of character for bob)

"For workin' that money-maker." Hangman slurs, drunkenly stumbling over to pull you over to the bar.

"We hate to see her go, but love to watch her leave" Rooster yells as you and Hangman make your way to the bar.

Finally, the song seems to end. Your face looks like you've spent all day in the sun. You're nearly shaking as Hangman takes your hand.

"I hope you enjoyed that sweetheart, i love that song" he grins, as you roll your eyes.

"I'm very used to your antics, Jake. I was shocked the rest of your friends chimed in." you sigh. Jake just continues to stare at you, with puppy dog eyes.

"Can I finally take you out?" you chuckle as he says that, like you can't believe he'd have the audacity to push further after THAT.

"You're way too drunk right now. Lets get you and your friends in a cab, and maybe you can ask me next time." you grunt, trying to hold up Hangman as you lead him and his friends out to the cab.

[the-spot-archives]

In a pub

Random drunk buff guy: This guy you’re talking about, he’ll come around. You just gotta hang in there.

Kirk, drunk: You think so?

Random drunk buff guy: Sure.

Another random drunk buff guy, who has been listening to the conversation: Yeah, You’re a catch!

Kirk: I don’t know...

Random drunk buff guy: Hey! Your smart, handsome, funny, not to mention you’re a starship captain.

Kirk: You guys are great.

Random drunk buff guy, crying: Don’t be afraid to tell him how you feel.

[recycledcactus]

11 DrUnk Guys Play OUTLAST and Poopoo Their Pants

Follow us on facebook! : https://www.facebook.com/pages/Axels-Basket-O-Panic/183192631698154THANKS FOR WATCHINGEpisode 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ05...

if you’re not too sensitive to horror and language and if you’re ever in a bad mood, i HIGHLY recommend this series of these 11 drunk dudes playing horror games (mostly outlast).

it’s actually pretty hard to even be scared with their comments.

some of my favourite quotes from just the first ep:

“do we have feet?” *looks down at the characters legs and sees feet* [every cheers] “YEEEEAAAH WE HAVE FEET”

“spidERS!” “SpiDeRs!” “SPIDERS” “KILL IT WITH FIRE”

“crouching like a mOdel citizEn”

“WELcome to exTREME yogA”

“it’s only 9:30?? this is way too early to be scared”

and that’s just halfway through the ep.

oh yeah and at one point they just go off about one of the dude having lots of axe bodywashes

[ultraskinnybuddha-blog]