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That creeping terror when you wake up to realize you drunk messaged a woman that gave you her number weeks ago --and she actual responded with something other than “go fuck yourself.” Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. WTF do I do now?

#terror #relationships #dating #me #drunk messaging

WHO LEFT ME ALONE WITH TECHNOLOGY?!?!?!

#Oh gods #what have i done?#i did it again #shit #drunk messaging #the ex

When you drunk message a band and they message you back

#drunk messaging #ifd #i fight dragons

The beauty of messaging people through technology is that they can't tell you're drunk until you start spelling things so bad that even auto-correct has no idea what you are saying.

#hi mum #drunk messaging #autocorrect

Note to online daters: Don’t drunk message people. Otherwise, it might turn into vunbka.

#drunk messaging #drunk messages #OKC #okcupid #okstupid #okcupid problems #online dating #online dating problems

I need more people to harass while drunk. Right now, it's just me bothering icanhelpyouthere while I drink champaign. Anyone else want to be added to my drunk messaging list? XD

#please #she's busy and I'm suffering #drunk in a bath #I need more people to message #drunk messaging #it is the most fun right???#we could talk horrible ships and sexy head cannon #you know you want to

Do you ever just balls up a situation with someone so much you're just like...oh well...can't even try to salvage anything from that...'twas nice knowing you I think...?

#last night #drunk messaging #not that I even care #it obviously wasn't going anywhere #and now it's definitely not going anywhere #trololol #I am a slug with a face

So I attempted to reply to my messages drunk last night and I dunno if I’ve deleted them or what. So sorry, I did try and reply.

#drunk messaging #sorry i did attempt to reply #maybe shouldnt use my phone drunk

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