My Terrible Adventures in Dating

The Best Worst Messages I've Received and More

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Cheesy Pick Up Line #9384 TIMES FOUR The same guy messaged me this with four different profiles. Beware of Byron the catfish guy (but not a catfish...just fishing for phone numbers).

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No thanks.

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Cheesy Pick Up Line #2349

*you’re

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This should not be the first question someone asks me - or one at all.

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That escalated quickly...from one word to five! Also, who spells fuck “p-h-u-c-k?”

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That one time I got proposed to...

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Mr. Magic 8 Ball thinks he can predict my future.

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I was hoping to scare him away. I failed.

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👏 Give It Up For The Guys Who Do Not GIVE UP - 10th Edition Him: “I didn’t forget you.” Me: “I wish you would.” Him: “Hello.”

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I was feeling a bit snarky that day...

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👏 Give It Up For The Guys Who Do Not GIVE UP - 8th Edition (CONTINUED). See original post here.

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Cheesy Pick Up Line #2 Take a number, pal. You and everyone else have used this lame line.

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And I’m the one with a stick up my ass? People are so unappreciative of good manners.

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Too Good To Be True

If it looks too good to be true and sounds too good to be true, it’s probably too good to be true. You’re probably talking to a catfish. It has happened to me a few times.

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Where's Waldo?

I made out with a guy last night who happened to be wearing a Waldo costume. Then he disappeared. #WheresWaldo?

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When people just ghost me... I hate it when someone just suddenly stops talking to me. Just tell people you aren’t interested.

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That time I went on a date that ended with the guy talking about his ex-girlfriend for the last hour…

PSSSSST. You’re not over it, buddy.