#drunk tmi

[remus-lupin-is-my-type]

I’m not drunk but you are. Um hello. You’re so fucking pretty, smart, and your hair is so shiny and your shoulder peak is gr8 right now

AhhhHHHHH OMG BLESS YOU BABE. I got my shoulder out bc of @siriussly-serious. Blame him. Him and his cursed shoulder game. Distracting af and looks super comfortable so I am EMULATING. I REGRET NOTHING.

Send drunk Nicki some asks lol

[storiadiaries]

So wait, are you part of the BDSM community?

Well yes and no, I mean I would say I am part of the sex + community, meaning if all parties consent then sure do what you want and be vocal about it, say what you like say what you don't like THAT'S HOW PEOPLE LEARN 

[remus-lupin-is-my-type]

why cant I have nice things?

I literally have no idea?? You deserve all the nice things????? I will punch literally every human in the world until they give you nice things?????????

Send drunk Nicki some asks lol

[remus-lupin-is-my-type]

Who is your 3rd favorite actor?

Oh fuck mE that’s so hard????? First and second are definitely Benedict Cumberbatch and Sebastian Stan…….

Maybe Chris Evans for third??? Idek but I just watched Infinity War and that boy is on my mIND LEMME TELL YA *heart eyes herself into the fucking sun*

Send drunk Nicki some asks lol

[remus-lupin-is-my-type]

DRUNK TMI IDK

Alrighty m8s I am drunk af and ready to answer questions lol xD

Is this a terrible idea? Yes.

Am I gonna do it anyway? Yes.

ASK AWAY <3

[remus-lupin-is-my-type]

Why do cool people live so far away? TELL ME THE TRUTH!

BC THE UNIVERSE IS A FUCKIN CRUEL ASS PLACE MY DUDE. Brb while I pack my fuckin bags to visit each and every oNE OF YOU.

Send drunk Nicki some asks lol

[remus-lupin-is-my-type]

Rant about your two(out of many) wives, Madison and Sophia

Okay just bc I’m drunk doesn’t mean I don’t know this is yOU GUYS WRITING THIS YOU EGOTISTICAL FUCKS LOL I LOVE YOU. But you know what I’m here for it so prepare yourselves.

Madison. Where do I motherfucking begin. You were literally like the first really close friend I made in this community?? You honestly mean so much to me I cannot exPRESS. Any time you get down on yourself I wanna punch you in your perfect face with all the love I feel in my soul because you deserve it all and more because hEY GUESS WHAT???? FUCKIN NEWSFLASH: YOU’RE PERFECTION. We have so much in common and we have a lot of the same thought processes about things, so talking with you is always so nice (even if it lasts til like 4am like the trash everyone knows we are). I love you a lot okay? You’ll always be the Remus to my Sirius and ily.

Sophia. You sassy motherfucking ball of absolute utter wondrous matter. You’re hilarious my dude. I’m so glad I got to know you. You’re AMAZING. Like??? WOW????? What a gal??? What an icon??? You don’t take anyone’s shit and I admire that so much and you’re so strong and wonderful and WOW. You sass us out of love and it makes me die with fondness every time because I just love you that much. You’re a fantastic writer and person in general and just ahhHHHHH I LOVE YOU OKAY. 10/10.

TLDR; I am truly blessed to have snagged such glorious wives. I love them both so much and I am so grateful to have them in my life :’)

@slytherinstation @sunshineandrainyflowers

Send drunk Nicki some asks lol

[storiadiaries]

Top 3 kinks?

1) bondage

2) choking

3) reading smutty fanfic beforehand

JAMIE GETS PERSONAL