#drunktext

[good-vibess87]

Drunk texts.

[dkgrindrfail]

[lovinnscarletknight]

Imagine drunk texting your chat 👋🏻 sorry for being so inactive !

Requests open!

[okayyeahsurewhynotcool]

Penny: OMG! You are like so fuckkinnng hot!

Penny: Sorry we had to leave the bar. My friend can be a total downer when no one is kissing her a corner :P

Penny: You were like so fun. If you want to keep having fun, I'll be up a while. ;)

[adrianicsea]

drunktext

 “plums are an underrated fruit”

its because theyre gross :/

i respect your opinion because that leaves more plums for me

[biselfesteem]

yall what is monster factory like what is it about

[biselfesteem]

all yall should follow @thegetdownheadcanons and submit or @ us in your own headcanon posts. i find its pretty hard to just search for tgd headcanons just using the tumblr search feature so i thought having them in one place would be helpful

[unrequited-dickings]

im 36. ive been in a healthy, stable, dedicated relationship for 8 years. and when im drunk, i still only want to text old situationships.

the tension and mess is fun. even when you know it's destructive.

jordan, i only think about you when im drunk. but i do sometimes, rare as it is, still think about you.