just one unfortunate accident to the next

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

[unrequited-dickings]

im 36. ive been in a healthy, stable, dedicated relationship for 8 years. and when im drunk, i still only want to text old situationships.

the tension and mess is fun. even when you know it's destructive.

jordan, i only think about you when im drunk. but i do sometimes, rare as it is, still think about you.

[unrequited-dickings]

this is the only safe way to scratch that self-destructive itch

i don't want you. i want the dangerous fragile thin ice obsession. without any of the real danger. leaving you behind was the best choice i ever made.

#god how I crave you

[unrequited-dickings]

im 36. ive been in a healthy, stable, dedicated relationship for 8 years. and when im drunk, i still only want to text old situationships.

the tension and mess is fun. even when you know it's destructive.

jordan, i only think about you when im drunk. but i do sometimes, rare as it is, still think about you.

[cannibalchicken]

[venusislesbian]

Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …

[bedupolker]

Random comment on pasta recipe with more emotional impact than the 1000's of novel length intro to recipies

[vampiricbisexuality]

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

[ladytengen]

[cannibalchicken]

[cannibalchicken]

[trickstertime]

[fiyerotigelar]

Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

[lxcke]

THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

[dandier-than-a-lion]

[totallyjustabunchofhocuspocus]

Boy if THAT ain't prophetic :-/

[mrhappyjavaman]

For those who are wondering, she says in the TikTok as I'm in Canada and can still access the app:

"And remember kids, it was Trump who started all of this. And if he comes back on the 19 of January, saying that he is making sure that tiktok is not getting banned, coming from a German, this is exactly what a certain painter from 1933 did back then to get the sympathy of the masses.

"I beg you, I beg YOU, to not sympathize with him. This is all a plan, this is all, the only thing that they didn't consider was all of you marching over to Rednote. It TikTok stays because of Trump, this app will be run over by Republican propaganda. Fascist propaganda, the same as it happened back in 1933 in Germany. Our version was burning books, their version is deleting every information that is not serving their worldview.

"Please don't let history repeat itself.

"Sincerely, A German"

[charlesoberonn]

If I were a security guard for a person who’s being targeted by assassins I simply wouldn’t devote my entire attention span to every single noise I hear.

[charlesoberonn]

Why do I care if there’s a random noise in this out-of-the-way dark corner? My post is right here.

[catrinecat]

But… but I threw a rock there. Y-you gotta check

[charlesoberonn]

If I hear a noise I’m gonna throw a flash grenade in that direction.

[catrinecat]

MY EYES AND EARS

[charlesoberonn]

“Got a neutralized assassin in gate 17.”

“Did they try distracting you by throwing a rock?”

“Yeah, they did.”

“Fucking idiot.”

[catrinecat]

4 years of community assassin college for nothing

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

You know what really makes this post? The fact that the assassin’s blog is deactivated. Seems OPs flashbang worked.

[charlesoberonn]

What have I done?!

[byjove]

props to Jimmy Carter for hanging on long enough to vote for Kamala and have one more Christmas and then returning to his maker before he has to see another Trump presidency. a little jealous of his timing.

[itsblosseybitch]

Made a new poster! :)

[zwoelffarben]

[bloodbending]

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again