#dsmp!foolish

[humanlyimprobable]

All That I Am, A DSMP Foolish_Gamers fansong

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[axe-of-ender-moved]

FOOLISH MY BELOVED

[axe-of-ender]

the post-banquet c!foolish stream was so good lore-wise but i was just reminded of how we had created the most ridiculous list ever. from that stream. so here you go.

here's a list of things chat said the egg sounded like.

prince philip

mickey mouse after chain smoking

jesus

donald duck

rat (bbh's dog)

callahan voice reveal

too many more below the cut + extras

george

cleopatra

jared

papa smurf

patches (dream's cat)

taylor swift

lil nas x

james charles

elphaba

sally

drip llama

jeffree star

charli d'amelio + dixie d'amelio

voldemort

ripoff emperor palpatine

gollum

nagini

the wicked witch

chat has also asked the egg:

to stop smoking

to lay off that weed

to touch some grass

to clear its throat

to drink some water

to get an inhaler

to eat a snickers

if it's single

and also:

made moana references

said "this is deffo flerting"

told foolish to shift dance in the holy water

told foolish to twerk on the egg (???)

told foolish to pop a choccy milk to make the pain go away

told foolish to whip and nae nae on the egg

recommended therapuffy

got distracted by one cow

said this is a wendy's sir, not therapy

said oogway saves the day once again

said enemies to lovers, foolish x egg slow burn (multiple times, all /j)

said 'disney princess arc;

said 'gay for the egg'

were referencing wilbur soot songs

wondered if foolish is hiding drugs and children in his basement

^ this is what chat looked like the whole time.

[its-dark-girl]

So Tommy non-canonicaly got hit by a bolt of lightning and died right?

And that Foolish can summon lightning, and is theorized to be a God from the older ages.

So what if, non-canonicaly, that bolt of lightning Tommy was struck by was the sign of the awakening of Foolish?

[axe-of-ender-moved]

wait can we talk about how foolish and dreamXD are friends. canonically.

[axe-of-ender-moved]

imagine yourself going insane over building a chandelier for two minors who want a mansion for themselves and their adopted zombie piglin child.

imagine yourself finishing it and, to conclude it, you stand on top of said chandelier and dance to a Toad version of Sia's Chandelier.

pov: you're foolish__gamers

[axe-of-ender-moved]

dreamXD… god… gives people nightmares… gave george and bad nightmares… badboyhalo… demon… is scared of XD from the nightmares… foolish and XD are now friends as XD put it… bad heard their conversation about the second book… he knows where the book is and will be looking for it too… (walks away muttering to myself)

[axe-of-ender-moved]

foolish quotes from this stream

"I think deep down, a little muffin is crying, and I'm going to free him."

"This Temple of Undying is life. Happiness. Not whatever this is" (gestures at Blood Vines)

"i haven't spilled any blood... i don't like death, i don't like death at all... and I'm going to do my best to keep it that way. ... but it may come down to the greater good."

"Maybe I am once again being naive about it all."

"Years, centuries. People just find different ways to destroy each other. and just because they do it differently they think they have the answer."

"WE'RE CANONICALLY BURNING THIS TOMORROW. IF IT'S A FIGHT THEY WANT IT'S A FIGHT THEY'RE GOING TO GET"

(regarding the Blood Vines) "Guys, I'm not an arsonist. Except when it comes to this, maybe."

"Ayye we're still rich! They can't take that away from us!"

"If I'm going to fight, I'm going to fight dirty. It's not going to be sword-to-sword."

"We had lore for lunch and here's a lore dessert for you guys"

dono: 'At least you don't have us crying from lore, thanks man' "Oh, just you wait, I'll have the tears flowing." (later) "I knocked on wood guys, don't worry. That makes it okay."

(during his 'non-canonical haircut', cuts vines) (throws it away) "ew."

"Whenever I sneeze, lightning shoots out"

(goes to "canonically wash his hands" after touching egg roots)

(to his skeleton horse) "YOU'RE RUINING THE MOOD!"

"this one will kill you guys" (turns on shader anyway)

Foolish needs more attention!!