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Einar: Been obsessed with clit lately. Duanphen: I know your gay ass is lying. Einar: What do you know about it? Name one classic literature book. Duanphen: Why the fuck would you shorten classic literature to clit???

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John: I don’t realize that event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and everyone starts looking at me weird. --- Five: Why do you think I don't like you? I would kill for you. Five: Ask me to kill for you. Eight: ... Eight: Ok, first of all, calm down— --- Isabela: I don’t know, what if we get caught? Duanphen: Then we just get married so no one can testify against us. Isabela: Dope! --- Nine: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple. Taylor: I really care about your feelings! Kopano: I really care about YOUR feelings! Nine: *turns* and then there's the disaster couple. Nigel: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL! Caleb: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING TO FIGHT EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A 5-FOOT RADIUS OF YOU! Nine, tearing up: Beautiful, both of them. --- Ran: I started in the Academy with straight A’s. Now I’m not even straight. --- Einar: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak. Like, look at this flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing. Caleb: Wow, you're not ready to hear about trees. --- Nigel: How will we be getting in? Kopano: Don't worry I've got the keys. Kopano: *smashes the window* --- Ghost: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down. --- Einar: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Five: ... Your what? Einar: My friends. Five: Is he saying 'friends'? Is that sarcasm? Duanphen: No, no, no, this is delirium. He cracked from being awake all night. Duanphen: Hey, Einar! All of your friends are in this room. --- Ella: I'm so tired. Marina: Did you sleep late? Ella: No. Marina: Did you have nightmares? Ella: No. Marina: Did you forget to eat and take care of yourself? Ella: No. Marina: Then how are you tired? Ella: I'm alive. Marina: Sounds exhausting. --- Sam: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen. Six: That’s a snake. --- Max, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I’m at the store so be quick! Ghost: Moose tracks is good! Nemo: What the fuck is that?! Ghost: *gasp* How dare you insult moose tracks! Nemo: No, not that. What the hell? Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR. Max: ...what? Nemo: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS?! Ghost: You done now? Nemo: Yeah ok. Max: ... Ghost: ... Nemo: Can I have mint chocolate chip flavour? Nemo: FUCK

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*Duanphen, Einar and Five at a party* Someone: Oh, what a pretty lady. Duanphen: Thanks. Someone: So which one of you is third wheeling? Duanphen: That would be the pretty lady.

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John “fuck my life” Smith /Four

Number “fuck this” Five

Number “fuck it” Six

Marina “oh fuck” /Seven

Number “fuck fuck fuck” Eight

Number “fuck me” Nine

Ella "what the fuck" /Ten

Sam “well fuck” Goode

Adamus “fuck off” Sutekh

Nigel "fuck you" Barnaby

Ran "are you fucking with me" Takeda

Isabella “for fuck's sake” Silva

Caleb "what the fuck are you doing" Crane

Taylor "fucking hell" Crook

Kopano "fucking dammit" Okeke

Einar "fuck this shit" Magnusson

Duanphen "fuck everything" Amarin

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Duanphen, to Einar and Five: My god, would you two just come out already? Einar: Excuse me? Duanphen: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding? Five: Einar:

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When I say the Skimmer team was golden, this is why.