#number five ll

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Einar: What's your new year's resolution? Five: Survive. Einar: Kind of a low bar. Five: Exactly. Can't fuck that up.

[booksandmemes]

So... the ending of Neverseen happened to me.

If I had a nickel for every time my favorite character was revealed as a 'traitor' at the end of book 4 in the series, I'd have 2 nickels.

Which is a lot, considering how specific that scenario is.

[justaskingaround]

This song as Five killing Ethan then Eight being killed by Five.

(He) was a bird I was an arrow Both of us sure we were Sword and a sparrow

Still when we flew We never knew

There in the air I felt (his) feathers First all at once Then all together

When I went through That's when I knew

I'm a killer and a killer is a bad, bad thing to be (He)'s a giver and a giver's even worse to folks like me 'Cause I never really wanna be the one to hurt somebody But it just keeps happening, yeah it just keeps happening

I was a bird He was an arrow I was allured By the straight and the narrow

What could I do? His aim was true

Straight to the heart I let it happen I couldn't hardly Have ever imagined that

When he went through me He'd hate what he's doing And make me feel stupid For choosing him too

'Cause I'm a giver and a giver is a bad, bad thing to be He's a killer and a killer's even worse for folks like me 'Cause I never really wanna feel the hurt from anybody But it just keeps happening, yeah it just keeps happening

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"I like Five because of his character!"

His character: having a fight with/killing/trying to kill every guy he's into.

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John: I don’t realize that event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and everyone starts looking at me weird. --- Five: Why do you think I don't like you? I would kill for you. Five: Ask me to kill for you. Eight: ... Eight: Ok, first of all, calm down— --- Isabela: I don’t know, what if we get caught? Duanphen: Then we just get married so no one can testify against us. Isabela: Dope! --- Nine: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple. Taylor: I really care about your feelings! Kopano: I really care about YOUR feelings! Nine: *turns* and then there's the disaster couple. Nigel: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL! Caleb: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING TO FIGHT EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A 5-FOOT RADIUS OF YOU! Nine, tearing up: Beautiful, both of them. --- Ran: I started in the Academy with straight A’s. Now I’m not even straight. --- Einar: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak. Like, look at this flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing. Caleb: Wow, you're not ready to hear about trees. --- Nigel: How will we be getting in? Kopano: Don't worry I've got the keys. Kopano: *smashes the window* --- Ghost: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down. --- Einar: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Five: ... Your what? Einar: My friends. Five: Is he saying 'friends'? Is that sarcasm? Duanphen: No, no, no, this is delirium. He cracked from being awake all night. Duanphen: Hey, Einar! All of your friends are in this room. --- Ella: I'm so tired. Marina: Did you sleep late? Ella: No. Marina: Did you have nightmares? Ella: No. Marina: Did you forget to eat and take care of yourself? Ella: No. Marina: Then how are you tired? Ella: I'm alive. Marina: Sounds exhausting. --- Sam: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen. Six: That’s a snake. --- Max, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I’m at the store so be quick! Ghost: Moose tracks is good! Nemo: What the fuck is that?! Ghost: *gasp* How dare you insult moose tracks! Nemo: No, not that. What the hell? Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR. Max: ...what? Nemo: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS?! Ghost: You done now? Nemo: Yeah ok. Max: ... Ghost: ... Nemo: Can I have mint chocolate chip flavour? Nemo: FUCK

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Finar date out, but Five is secretly self conscious of his Augment so Einar sticks really close around him as a sort of de-intimidation tactic.

Because what's funnier than seeing a pretty boy and a walking mutation out on a date together?

[booksandmemes]

Idk, bro. One day I had 5 favorite characters in 5 fandoms, the next I got 18 characters in 14.

(I think I'll even forget some if I list them all 💀)

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The Four Horsemen/women of Gay/Lesbian LL characters.