#dumb hc

[ethansunderland]

I sometimes wonder if gyro’s hair is not his and he just stole other people’s’s hair by cutting it off when they were asleep and that he superglued and stitched and taped to his head.

[thatharringrovehoe]

Steve is the kind of himbo to find a dog wandering around his backyard so he feeds it and brings it in to the house only to find out from a very put upon Billy that it is in fact a coyote.

[farsight-the-char]

Dumb hc/fanfic idea:

Cass does Vtuber/streaming stuff.

Her streams mostly consist of her playing fighting games online, winning about 80% of her matches at high level play, and practising talking/language during them (often experimenting by talking in different languages). Tim, Duke, and Step join her often, with other fighting game fans among the JL guest staring.

Sometimes she does other stuff, like other types of games or riffing on bad movies, but it’s mostly fighting games.

..........

To hide her identity, she uses a demonic monster girl thing. Steph’s is a dog/monster girl, Tim’s is his cat fursiona, Duke’s is a Angel Dude OC.

[tallowfallow]

Obsessed with the idea that Blackbeard is incredibly intelligent but still completely clueless about certain facts.

He knows the cycles of the moon by heart but he fucked up by not accounting for the leap year. That was in 1716. So for a year, he's been fucking up the dates. Do you think maybe that's part of the reason Izzy is so pissed? Because Blackbeard forgot the date of their anniversary his birthday?

And then he says "All the important bits are on the right side of the body." Which is blatantly untrue.

So I think somebody told him "Oh, all the important stuff is on the right side." *points to the left side of Blackbeard's body*

Meaning their right and Blackbeard's left.

And Blackbeard only registered the first part so he's spent the last 20 odd years being stabbed dangerously close to his stomach and heart.

[boyduroy]

dumb hc:

Bev brings cupcakes to the clubhouse for Richie's birthday but Eddie grabs the tray before she can hand them out and starts peeling the paper cups off each one because Richie always likes to slam the whole cupcake into his mouth and Eddie really doesn't want to go to the ER this year.

[brushbuddybuggy]

Daisy Mae is literally the only person Crazy Redd cannot bring himself to trick. He literally just can’t.

[grellestan]

this is such a dumb self indulgent hc but picture this- grelle stans dead or alive and idolises 80s pete burns ,,

her favourite song would be ‘i’ll save you all my kisses’ and any opportunity for her to belt it would be welcomed

oh my god i just ??! love her !!!!!

[deathsmallcaps]

Last Birds of Prey thought for today: What if Billy Batson met Cassandra Cain in foster care? I realize Gotham is in NJ but PA isn’t that far