#dumb inventions

[hometoursandotherstuff]

WTF? A man must’ve invented this thing. I’ve had 2 babies & can vouch for the fact that this would NOT work. Plus, in addition to the labor pain, there’s a thing on your face holding you down, and you’re spinning around getting dizzy? This inventor is a mental case.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/

[sohannabarberaesque]

We can just imagine how many parents bought this as a way to discourage their kids from turning the set on too early on Saturday mornings to watch the early flicktoons, especially when the clock was set to have the TV switched on at a "more civilised" hour for the sake of the parents' sleep.

Especially if they needed to keep late hours in the name of Society.

[bunnies-and-sunshine]

Nah, I’m good.

Simon has opted not to 'spring forward' stating that, "Daylight savings time is dumb."

[ahopefuldisaster]

Think about it:

Sherlock Holmes style pipe... but makes a kazoo sound when you breathe through it

[snixxju1ce]

why did they invent lesbians my life is miserable

[lady-loquacious]

a time machine that doesn’t actually let you change history in meaningful ways, but it does allow you to go back and smack yourself in the face before saying stupid shit that will keep you up at night for the next decade

[coqueliccott]

an actual conversation i had today:

me: can you imagine if like.... there were shiny flies ?? like they glow in the dark like the sun

my friend: yeah fireflies

me:

me: shiny flies, as i was saying

[hannah-on-wheels-blog]

I hate being female

Why do women's pads advertise how they're all "discreet," and "un-noticeable," but they sound like a freaking chip packet when you open them in the stall.