lady loquacious

(she/her)

[agoodjake54-deactivated20150429]

[ruinedchildhood]

Jinkies

[jesterday00]

Jeepers!

[dollfacemcghost]

Zoinks!

[galvaniccorsair]

Ruh roh!

[paperandpencilsandskips]

FUCK

[pirateprincessjess]

My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things

[exuberantocean]

In all fairness, it is his van right?

[lady-loquacious]

Uhhhhhh something tells me that this was approved by a 65 year old man who believed the college-aged intern who was 100% taking the piss when they told him this is just how the kids these days talk

[heyybeach]

Growing up is actually just enjoying the exact same things you enjoyed at 14 years old, but in a more gay way

[lady-loquacious]

shadowhunter last names can also be warrior cat names, change my mind

[lady-loquacious]

Tumblr better start selling shoelaces again before dashcon 2 because it’s very important to me that the combat boots I’ll be wearing for my Ebony Dark’ness costume also have the tumblr shoelaces on them. If you have them I am being 100% serious when I say that I will buy them from you. I can’t find anyone reselling them anywhere and it’s driving me nuts

[lady-loquacious]

I spent several minutes on archive.org to determine that they took the shop down in late November 2023 which hopefully means it won’t be down much longer. I put in my email to get notified when it’s up again but I have so much regret for not buying the shoelaces when they first came out, I won’t let the chance slip through my fingers again

[lady-loquacious]

Tumblr better start selling shoelaces again before dashcon 2 because it’s very important to me that the combat boots I’ll be wearing for my Ebony Dark’ness costume also have the tumblr shoelaces on them. If you have them I am being 100% serious when I say that I will buy them from you. I can’t find anyone reselling them anywhere and it’s driving me nuts

[animentality]

[lady-loquacious]

Forget liberal or conservative, the two sides of the political spectrum are now monarchy and load of transgenders

[lady-loquacious]

Who named these lipstick colors??? I thought rotten tomato was kinda weird, then I saw #12…. Just imagine, “hey I like your lipstick, what’s it called?” “oh it’s called circumcised cock”

[singlecrow]

slightly losing my mind over this bookmark

[destinationtoast]

#i got my borscht recipe from a teen wolf fanfic (@neviditelny)

Tumblr introducing me to new ways to use AO3 all the time

[lady-loquacious]

My favorite snickerdoodle recipe came from a star trek fanfic, so. I get it

[queersona]

What novel in the public domain would be the funniest if they did a Muppet adaptation?

Dracula

The Count of Monte Cristo

The War of the Worlds

Pride and Prejudice

The Great Gatsby

The Hounds of Baskerville

Les Misérables

Something Else

Voting ended onDec 30, 2023

EXTRA: What actor and what character would you want to be the sole human?

[lady-loquacious]

Pride and prejudice with Darcy as the only human

[blupoh]

writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.

[blupoh]

YOU ARE WRITING LIFE!!!!

[lady-loquacious]

So, Omegaverse Jesus.

Yeah, that’s not a sentence I ever thought I’d say.

But, consider —

Premise 1: Jesus is said to be alpha and omega, the beginning and the end, etc etc (Revelation 22:13).

Stick with me here.

Premise 2: In traditional A/B/O universes, betas frequently share traits with both alphas and omegas.

Conclusion: In the omegaverse, Jesus would be a beta.

[neil-gaiman]

I've noticed that people have started spreading the 1992 Good Omens script around. Please don't. If you've got it up, please take it down. There's a mess of serious and real legalities involved, and I don't want to have to start being a dick and asking for copyright takedowns and all of that, and I don't want to have to regret letting it out into the world. Just take it down, unshare, delete links. Thank you.

[lady-loquacious]

I love my sibling. They just sent me a picture of their Halloween costume and the accompanying wikipedia article, because it’s a niche reference to what they’re studying in grad school. From an outside perspective it’s honestly even more funny to imagine that this is somehow funny to them and their friends. What a nerd, I love them

[lagonegirl]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

[team-sleeps]

: 0 !!!

[magicklore]

Do y'all not remember the russian spies that plagued tumblr??

[professor-doc-emeritus]

this site has been on a noticeable decline from the moment they expunged the russian chaos agents

[aberrantemotion]

Tumblr had what

[surprisebitch]

[40ouncesandamule]

I like how the consensus on this site was that despite being a constant dumpster fire of failure, the one thing the admins were able to successfully figure out was an international espionage ring orchestrated from the kremlin as opposed to thinking maybe, just maybe, they banned a bunch of funny black people because hillary ate shit in 2016

[soothsaying]

uhhhhh no this really happened and it was not a conspiracy to ban a bunch of funny black people, unless you mean the fake black people the troll accounts posed (source: npr) as 

additional sources: https://www.wired.com/story/tumblr-russia-trolls-propaganda/  https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/mar/24/tumblr-says-russia-used-it-for-fake-news-during-2016-election

[trueconfessionsofacurvygirl]

It’s really fucking weird that people are pretending this didn’t happen.

I can specifically speak about lagonegirl as I was a follower. They never spoke to their followers. Their posts all had a similar format to Vox posts at the time. They would leave a written funny comment on their posts turns out those were taken from Twitter users and written out like it was their own words. The many popular Black tumblr users rebloged the posts and added more funny comments and post would get widely shared.

I’m starting to wonder if this is a new Russian scam. Get people to belief it didn’t happen so they can do it again.

[mikkeneko]

having sorted through the replies on this post, there are two camps:

1. people saying yes, russian psyops on social media accounts were totally a thing. they copied real content (which could be traced back to their original sources) but edited and modified in ways that helped them shape the conversation in the direction that served their purpose.  source: here are 5 sources documenting it

2. people saying no, russian psyops was never a thing.  uhhhh, duh! pfff, you believed that? cringe. OBVIOUSly fake. 

[thirtyknives]

I gotta add they were on *all* the damn socials, it’s just that Tumblr hoards its old junk whereas all the others only want new content front and centre. If we didn’t sift through our ashes so much we’d have forgotten, too.

[jellyfishdirigible]

Oh yeah I forgot to add before this fell out of the queue, obviously no one thinks staff figured that out on their own. It was a massive international intelligence operation that also included facebook, reddit, twitter, instagram, youtube, buzzfeed somehow, and teams of competent professional intelligence analysts.

Afterwards the inquiry concluded that the russian trolls (of whom several were in fact indicted) specifically targeted Black voters to divide and undermine their vote

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-49987657

Russian trolls' chief target was 'black US voters' in 2016

A Senate intelligence report says no other group was more targeted in the 2016 election.

They piggybacked on BLM

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-media/russian-trolls-went-attack-during-key-election-moments-n827176

Russian Twitter trolls exploited key election moments

Russian trolls chose targeted moments during the presidential election to infiltrate and divide the online conversations of millions of Amer

And they focused on Black Americans as prospective assets

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/12/17/tech/russia-2016-election-social-media-report/index.html

Russians sought to recruit 'assets' through social media, Senate told

The Senate Intelligence Committee is set to release two reports on Monday detailing the breadth of the Russian social media campaign to sow

op was purpose-designed to alienate and disenfranchise Black Americans, “a bunch of funny black people” try a bunch of digital blackface, just a wholeass online minstrel show

[elodieunderglass]

We’ve lived through such interesting times, haven’t we?

[invincible-selfxmade-punk]

Did anyone get any good photos of the eclipse?

Out here in Way Out West Texas it got a little dark and hazy but that was about it. It was like the sun was behind a cloud except the sky was cloudless. It felt a little bit like being in a horror movie.

[lady-loquacious]

From central texas, here’s my only good one. It’s green because I took it through the shield my dad uses for the plasma cutter

[dragoncall]

PARDON

[lady-loquacious]

okay but are they gonna be gay this time