#dumbchristians

[bricks-and-wolf-dust]

I just had this deep urge to add on Facebook all the dumb Christians I went to high school with and be like "hey look who's queer as fuck these days! And you were nice to me once! God probably hates you now!".. just to see how many prayers I'd get offered. 

[bricks-and-wolf-dust]

Things that annoy me but that I shouldn't give the energy to be annoyed about:

When people quote scripture on facebook to make themselves look better. Especially if it's incorrect. Especially if the responses are incorrectly written and dumb. Jesus dgafs about your facebook status, man.

When people break up with people or fall out with friends and then post about how over it they are, how all the "good ones" are gone (like in a candy store, or a McDonald's in Mt. Vernon on a Thursday), how they hate "drama" (only dramatic people use the word drama), how independent they are, and how much fun they're gonna have. And then everyone likes it and says how great that person is and how they totally agree! Stfu, you are going to put on some greasy-ass sweatpants and eat some Ben & Jerry's and watch The Notebook. And then you're going to post about your newest boo on facebook the next week.

In the end, I think both of these types of people hate gay people.