#dumpster bros

[iffeelscouldkill]

"'did you throw Daredevil in a dumpster AGAIN?'#it's fine Hawkeye was in there too and now they're chilling"

yes they absolutely were

🤣🤣🤣

[frothing-at-the-mouth]

Dumpster bros.... I keep thinking about them...

[boogisstuff]

Eyes for Ears au

*Body swap: Clint and Matt

*During a mission Clint/Daredevil's but with something that swaps them with the last person they touched. Matt wakes up and everything's muffled, he's not where he was, his hearing's shot but everything else is muted and he's not where he was. Explosion? What was he hit with?

Came too someone screaming bloody murder. A beat later he realized it was him. … -bit his tongue/grunted- realized he wasn't screaming. That was his voice on the other side of the room but his mouth was preoccupied grunting in a voice that wasn't his.

*He gets back to fighting but he's getting hit more than hitting until he just grabs a limb and go down on them hard. His balance, depth perception, shot. Realizes he can see at some point but doesn't know how to process anymore.

*After, or during, he tries to calm Clint who's unresponsive, fighty, puts him in an arm choke until he goes out. Then safe and he's waking up a few seconds of unconscious twitching later.

*While blood flow returns to his brain, Matt takes advantage of the disorientation, puts Clint's hand to his chest. Heartbeat. Focus on that. Tune everything else out, just my heartbeat. Takes meditative breaths Clint unconsciously mirrors.

*Makes deal with avengers. He'll come and help but they can't look into him and have to keep what they find to themselves. Otherwise? This is a bandaid on a bullet hole; he thinks of the buzzing of the living tower; it gets much worse.

*Clint complains he can't see with this thing on his head- Matt imeditly stops him form messing with it. "Trust me that's for the best. It won't help you as much as you think it will." What's that mean? "We see differently."

Matt's kindof an asshole about Clint. Says he's overreacting. Deal with it. Ect. But then he's also really compassionate in actions? Someone confronts him about it. Someone else figures out he's parroting someone else's words. Matt does not respond

*Clint gets the softest pajamas Toney can find- very soft- and Matt spends almost an hour breaking them in, washing them, rubbing them in good scents. Bans anything with strong scents- candles, perfume, ect. Only unscented hygiene products. They wait it out in a country home. No premade food, plain, super scrubbed foods. Nothing that risks bugs in it either. Clint heids Matt's warnings and keeps his eyes covered. He'd tried to take a peek before Matt told him the catatonic states of agony-? He used to get them for days at a time. And that was when they were weaker.

Avengers figure he has super senses- but super extra senses too. He can process electric waves, portal material, hear behond their range of hearing. Figures he can see more than them too- maybe different types of vision, or light waves, or really more colors. Shrimp can see more than them, so maybe what they oersceve as shades of grey and white and black are entirely new colors. That's why he sometimes has trouble with flat surfaces

[thekaiqueen]

Matt: youre being charged with... breaking into a pet store?

Clint: i thought the animals might be lonely.

[thekaiqueen]

Clint: you know my motto. carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Matt: seize the day, seize the night, whats the last one?

Clint: seize the dick

[thekaiqueen]

Clint: Matty called me pretty today.

Clint: Actually the full statement was “you’re pretty stupid, Clint" but I’m only focusing on the positive things.

[atlas-the-bastard]

Don't reblog this. Screenshot and tag ur otps!

[haveievermentioned]

#FWAW Day 2:

Domestic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/980468 What survives by LJS

Content ID:

Picture of a sunset.

Text: Domestic: What survives by LJS.

Fandom: Sleepy Hollow Ship: Ambiguous Ichabod/Abbie

I want to be clear. The idea of Ichabod finding his old published stuff in Project Gutenberg has been with me ever sicne I read this fic. This is short, sweet, and just means a lot. I still am a massive sucker for Abbie explaining things to Ichabod and that dynamic in Season 1 was FANTASTIC. I'm so sorry the show ended up... like that. I stopped watching way before hand. But we still have Season 1 fanfic, like this.

Honestly, I could fill this entire section with Ichabod and Abbie learning things in Season 1

Gen: Eight Feet Under and No Air to Breathe by @dusty-soul Image: Dark square with a picture of some fire on it.

Text:

Gen: Eight Feet Under and no Air to Breathe by DustySoul

Relationship: Dumpster Bros AKA Clint Baton and Matt Murdock

You remember that time where Avengers had just come out and the Netflix series Daredevil had released it's first season and Matt Fraction just released "Hawkeye" which also drastically restructured Clint Barton's character for the better?

Yeah, that time.

Matt&Clint became a tight friendship and this is it kind of distilled. I'll admit I haven't reread this fic in a while but when I was searching through the Matt&Clint stuff I gasped when I saw this title. And the ending has stuck with me for a while.

I miss that time.