Ok, I'm not drooling over Nick here, but I get why others do, I can see it. If I weren't simping for Vash 24/7, sure, I'd settle with him. I could fix that attitude of his. But whatever, let's go. Don't know what this is exactly, but don't care, just enjoy. Those who wanted Nick's version, bon appetit!
• Now, this guy acts like a drunk asshole a majority of the time. He's also a shit priest. I wouldn't have him running your grandma's funeral, is all I'm saying.
• He can act cocky, sarcastic, cold, all that shit. But you can see right through that mask.
• you can tell that he was just a guy that was hurt many times as a kid and he only closed himself off and acted like an asshole because he didn't want to be hurt again. Can't blame him, honestly.
• when you joined him, he was curmudgeonly about it, but over time, you started to grow on him. But don't expect him to show it or say it.
• time goes on, he ends up catching feelings for you and in his head, he's like 'bro wtf is this sappy shit?'
• of course, he never fully showed it, but slowly, he started to be nicer to you, and only you. Little gestures, looks, and words that showed that there was more to him than the cold sarcastic prick persona.
• it wasn't until you both stayed at an inn and they only had one room with one bed available that things changed.
• it was the only place for miles and it wasn't safe to be out late at night, so you both agreed to stay.
• once it was time for bed, you suggested he sleep in the bed with you, since there was enough room for both of you.
• it takes him some convincing, but he soon agrees and climbs in with you.
• when you both ended up facing each other, he starts to blush a bit and you can see something different in his eyes.
• you ask him about it and he denies it.
• you keep pushing him and pushing him and pushing him until...
• "IT'S BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU, OKAY?! NOW SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP! GODDAMMIT!!" He turns his back to you in a huff.
• You're left shell-shocked by the fast confession for a few seconds. Wait...did he just...? Oh fuck, he did.
• you then smile and think 'ok I know what to do now.'
• luckily you felt the same way for him, so you felt that the time was now.
• you lift yourself up a bit and turn his head towards you and you kiss him on the lips, nothing deep, but just a soft and gentle press.
• Now, usually, he'd push you off and go 'what the ever loving FUCK is wrong with you?!' But...something was different tonight.
• he felt...okay with it. In fact...this wasn't all that bad.
• was it because it was you kissing him? Most definitely.
• he turns his body around and pulls you close to him, returning your kiss with a deeper one.
• you wrap your arms around him as your tongue danced with his.
• Jesus, take the wheeeeeeel~
• you both lose yourselves in the kiss and forget about the rest of the shitty world.
• it's not long until he shifts so he's on top of you and starts kissing your neck.
• you softly moan and he can't. Get. ENOUGH.
• he starts to unbutton your shirt and opens it to reveal your breasts, out in the open.
• his mouth and hands immediately going towards them, sucking and licking on one of your nipples while massaging your other breast.
• you can feel your lower heat start to grow warmer the more he did all of this to you.
• not long after that, he pulls your soaked underwear down and starts to eat you out.
• Oh yeah. This man eats pussy. I mean, look at him. Of course he does.
• you try to hold in your moans as you grasp at his hair, your fingers gripping it tightly, trying to ride the pleasure he was giving you.
• you feel his tongue all on your lips, your clit, even sliding inside a bit.
• man was on a mission to make you cum on his face.
• fortunately, that mission was a success.
• he wipes his face and licks his juice-covered hand clean.
• he sits up on his knees and takes his shirt off and undoes his pants to take his huge cock out, throbbing and dripping precum already. (Ok ngl, that's hot as hell).
• he grabs your hips and pulls you in, rubbing his cock on your pussy, teasing it.
• he loves to watch you squirm and beg, so he takes his time teasing you.
• "you want it, eh? You cute little slut. Say that and maybe I'll give it."
• you say what he wants you to say, that you're his cute little slut and no one else's. That you were made to only be fucked by him. That kind of shit.
• once he's satisfied with the responses, he smirks, says "that's my girl", and just rams himself inside you.
• guy is completely stretching you out, holy shit he's so big.
• no wonder he's a man of god, you would be too if you were blessed with such a gift like that.
• he slams your hips onto his, going balls deep.
• he's either licking, kissing, or biting your neck and shoulders as he fucks into you.
• now it's getting REALLY hard to hold in your moans, so when he gets the message, he kisses you deeply and lets you moan in his mouth as much as you want.
• he pulls you up so that you're both sitting up, but you're facing him and while you're riding him, he's licking and sucking and kneading your breasts.
• you didn't believe in God before, this man will make you see the light.
• he whispers the dirtiest shit in your ear. Just, pure filth. To the point that it's questionable whether he is a man of god or not.
• but you didn't care. Oh no, you were too busy drowning in pure ecstasy while you bounce on his throbbing cock.
• you were positive you came about, like, 3 times already, but he was still going.
• and you loved every second of it.
• now, the question is, does he 'use the back door'? Oh hell yeah, no doubt. If you're cool with it, of course. He preps you real well, too.
• and I hope you don't mind occasional hair-pulling, because he does it. Short or long hair, he'll grab it and use it as leverage so he could fuck you harder.
• soon enough, he's reached his limit, but no way in hell is he pulling out.
• if God made it so a man's seed can be accepted in a woman's womb, well, Nick isn't one to neglect that, now is he?
• So Much Cum™
• Dude's been backed up for years, being a man of the cloth would do that to ya.
• but you're happily accepting it, your pussy and womb drinking it up to full capacity.
• once the deed is done, he'll throw you a towel to let you clean yourself. While you're doing that, he lights a cigarette.
• Once you're done and he's finished off the cigarette, you and him are lying in bed, holding each other close, fast asleep.
• before he dozed off, he planned on what he would do for round 2 in the morning.
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(A/N: does this apply to 1998 Nick? Fuck yeah, it does.)