Jan 3, 2025
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I’m scared
How successful would the Duolingo Bird…
…be if they decided to become a pro-wrestler?
Yes on the microphone skills / Yes on the wrestling skills
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They’re the same person
Alhaitham and the Duolingo bird are the same person - the duo bird is Alhaitham’s slightly more helpful and informative fursona.
Just Duolingo being a manipulative bitch, as usual.
These are downright lies and you know this.
Now you’re just messing with me…
Chapter 1, The Tyrant
Once upon a time the entire fate of the world was in danger. The culprit was none other than...
a simple and ordinary toaster that had gained sentience. The toaster had but one thing in mind, he pondered and considered his goal which he had nurtured since childhood. The toaster, whose name was TABLE, was always bullied and called mean nicknames like, “Dod,” and “Billy Bob Joe.” But he dreamed of overcoming his tragic past, he dreamed of rising above the bullies of his childhood... he dreamed of becoming an evil dictator. So, one day he stole an evil superweapon from his parents’ basement. IN the dead of knite he launched a nuclear missile strike on the peaceful town of Yorkshire-Ohio, Idaho. The residents of the small town were caught by surprise, and when the dust cleared, there were no survivors. The town had been burnt to a crisp and the rest of the great nation had been coated in nuclear fallout from sea to shining sea. TABLE overtook the national capital and was met with no resistance. He sat in the ovel office, pondering his decision. He wondered if the bullies really deserved to die in such a gruesome way, not to mention the millions of innocent people and animals who he had ruthlessly destroyed. No, he would not think of them. He had killed and he was stronger for it.
TABLE was now the ruler of the entire nation. There was no soul left alive to challenge him. Now, there was only one thing left for the sinful toaster. And that thing was: total world domination. TABLE knew what he had to do. He started with Canada. He journeyed back to Idaho, to collect remaining nuclear missiles. He hoped his parents wouldn't be mad at him and put him in time out. Then he realized his parents were dead and there were no more missiles, glumly he looked across the sea. But he would not give up. TABLE gathered his strength and set off on a journey to look for other nuclear missiles. First, he went to the Canadian Home Depot, just in case. Walking the isles, a great wave of nostalgia engulfed him. Looking to the past he remembered his mother, a dishwasher talking to him as they sat on the shelf looking onward at the foolish shoppers, he wondered if there was anyone out there good enough for him. His mother always said that he should respect all the other appliances, but he knew that he was the best of them all, which is why he never understood how the others could bully him when he was clearly above them. But the principal of the Home Depot School for Appliances didn’t believe him and said that he just needed to try harder to get along with his classmates and make some friends. But TABLE didn’t get along with anyone because nobody else ever understood him. He longed for someone who could UNDERSTAND him.
Just as he was walking along, reminiscing about the good old days, he saw a familiar box shaped figure in the next isle, about the size of an American short haired cat. TABLE couldn't believe it. Could it be? His childhood crush, the only other appliance he’s ever loved, (except for himself, that is), SIBERIA the microwave. Despite being a warming appliance, her stare was cold as ice. Her coat was painted a shining ice blue hue. Her window glimmered, concealing the tantalizing chamber inside. Even for a microwave, she had a flirtatious personality. The buttons on the display glittered as if beckoning him forward. TABLE caved in. He approached the wire shelf she lay upon, he gazed upon her stone-cold visage. This was his chance to make a move. At this point, he had completely forgotten his initial intent. The entirety of his selfish being was fixed upon the perfect perpendicular angles that made up SIBERIA’s rectangular frame. He approached SIBERIA slowly, and she turned to face him.
“Hello SIBERIA,” TABLE greeted her.
Duolingo says be gay do crimes
Progressing to sentences and suggestions, only been a month so far but I've learnt loads!! I'm definitely better at reading and listening, so will have to practise my writing and speaking.
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