Have you ever thought about dwarves braiding their beards. Like do they have collections of hair ties and pins? Do they do it for themselves or are there special people? Do they have braiding parties? So many questions!

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Have you ever thought about dwarves braiding their beards. Like do they have collections of hair ties and pins? Do they do it for themselves or are there special people? Do they have braiding parties? So many questions!
Really wanted to draw a pinup and one thing lead to another. Bountiful bosom beauty is named Asa Ulfhild, the precious gem of the dwarves. She's got a wild boar named Helga, likes to smash and sex things up, and sometimes curls her beard for special occasions. Please do not repost without permission :’)
Some of the more recent Dwarf bead orders I’ve completed. First picture is the new designs of beads and (very tiny) gems I have available.
Here have some gifs of me and my dwarf beard...
You've mentioned doing the hair beard thing before. I have a note in a vial on my desk about it.
Ohhhh that’s what was in the vial thing.
I think I was thinking about it ~recently.
Yes, I think I did mention doing it before…
OKAY PEOPLE LISTEN UP
IF THIS POST GETS 100+ NOTES
I’LL TRY TO BRAID MY HAIR INTO A DWARF BEARD LIKE THIS:
AND TAKE A PICTURE.
Okay….GO!
Note: Y’all might want to follow me to see it….’cause I’m not gonna message all 100+ of you when I’m done…
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