Caboose: See, her name is Tex because she is from Texas. It makes sense
Dylan, taking notes: I see
Caboose: Yes, that is what eyes are for— anyway, lots of my friends have useful names like that… it helps to not forget them
Dylan: They… do?
Caboose: Church is Church because we believe in him. Sarge is Sarge because is is a Sergeant
Dylan: Isn’t he a major, now?
Caboose, nodding: He is an adult, yea… Donut is Donut because he is so sweet
Dylan:…
Caboose:…
Dylan:…
Caboose: Dealing with Tucker makes me feel tired, so I am Tuckered Out.

















