Let's create Easter 🐑🩸Ingredients:
last meal with the homies
screaming at the sky (daddy loves you, but not enough to save you)
homoerotic kiss of betrayal
breaking your mother's heart
getting nailed to a cross
ominous celestial event for the extra drama
three days of solitary confinement
not death, but resurrection, a complete transformation of your whole being
showing yourself to a woman first, because fuck patriarchy
egg hunting or whatever Americans do
op, I can't believe you forgot my fave canon event













