Jasper was just here for the gossip. Really, he didn’t give two shits who had bought out the town as it didn’t really matter to him, he had no stake in the matter. As far as the continuing vandalism of the town sign -- well, Jasper had to agree. Edgewater did sux. If they ever did catch the kid -- because no self-respecting adult would spell sucks as sux -- he’d high five the little brat.
The mayor was spouting some bullshit now and Jasper snorted, amused. Really, the woman had some bagpipes on her. He shifted then, brushing shoulders with another. “Ah,” he said, glancing at them a bit dismissively. “My bad.”













