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pirate au

hello everybody I’m back! So um in actually insanely obsessed with pirates and I am going to make an au where the marauders are literal marauders. Sirius is the captain, James is the lookout and First Mate, Remus is the Swabby, Marlene handles the canons, and Peter is the cook. Regulus is not here because he’d never step foot on a disgusting ship. Sirius hates him for it.

Anyway useless dialogue:

Sirius: Right then, you’re on MY ship, and you’ll follow MY rules. Number one, you will call me Captain Blackbeard.

Peter: You don’t even have a beard…

Sirius: SHUT THE FUCK UP, IM MANIFESTING!!

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Sirius: Good Lord it’s as though you’re wearing eyepatches over BOTH your eyes. How did you miss that ship, you actual moron?

James: I’m near sighted.

Sirius: The only thing that’ll be near your sight is you getting TARRED AND FEATHERED.

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Remus: Ca—

Sirius: Oh no, no no, I will NOT be disrespected by a SWABBY who looks like a PREPUBESCANT BOY.

Remus: …I’m literally a foot taller than you.

Sirius: Swabby if you keep talking, I’ll ensure we’re the same bloody height by making you a FOOT SHORTER.

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Lily: Captain, why is that you insult the men on the ship and not us?

Sirius: Oh. When did you get here?

Marlene: We… we joined the same time as everybody else?

Sirius: Huh. Really? Damn, alright then. *clears throat* I hate gingers. Also, women on the ship are bad luck. Stay away from me.

Lily:

Marlene:

Sirius: Anyway bye, I’m going to my quarters. Kill everybody but the Swabby. He needs to declutter my desk.

So in summary Sirius is a complete asshole who abuses his power as captain but he’s very good at being a captain. There is some wolfstar potentially??? But it wouldn’t be exactly the healthiest. I wonder if there were gay pirates…

Also I haven’t watched pirates of the Caribbean in like idk 9 years so I’m basing this fic on my knowledge of historical pirates rather than the PotC movies. I might make Sirius somewhat like the actual historical Jack Sparrow though, we’ll see. Anyway!! I’m psychotic for this! Tell me what you think or anything you’d like to see! :)

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recent fanfics guys, which is best based off their descriptions?

the marauders are a band, like a fleetwood Mac / the Beatles / the smiths famous level & Sirius and Remus, the frontmen, are at odds (basically a Daisy Jones and the Six AU but my own spin).

Sirius and james accidentally rob the same bank and accidentally have the same goal: get money for Regulus’ transitioning surgery. So they gang together and the hostages like them all Dog Day Afternoon style.

Remus gets stuck in a time loop that repeats after a year; it begins on the day he meets Sirius and the day that Sirius dies. Every time, there’s no saving him. Remus is determined to find a way to save him.

Remus is duing from multiple sclerosis and Sirius is spending his last days with him in their cabin in the woods where Remus said he wanted to stay for the summer and learn piano. Sirius taught him Starman. (Hhehehe angst)

Regulus goes missing and James tries to find out what happened to him. Sad Sunseeker stuff. + Sunflowerseeker

In a sci-fi world where werewolves are hunted and lobotomised so that they lose their humanity. They are thrown into dog fighting rings. Sirius goes into the ring planning to bet on the most brutal fighter. Then he sees Remus. Yeah. He found a killer. And Sirius kind of needs someone to watch his back. Perfect timing.

yeh. Fics. I have so many encokendofordj if anyone wants to Co author or smth definitely let me know I’m falling behind on the schedule I made for myself :(((((

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Remus suffering because of the Wolf >>>>>> ohohohoh I sound so evil. Remus whose limbs are so cut up and wounded and sore after the full moon that he can’t stand or walk properly for days afterward. Remus who nearly bled out after the Wolf cut his juggler and messed up his voice. Remus who nearly went blind after the Wolf damaged his eye one cycle. Remus whose lost nerve after nerve because of this mutt who seems to simply want to hurt because if there is nothing to hurt, why not itself? Remus who needs a cane one month, then crutches the other, then a wheelchair, then all of them all over again. Every month it’s something new. It changes. The one thing that doesn’t change, of course, is the pain. It’s every single day. Forever. No matter the changes or repetition, there’s always the pain clawing in his chest. The wolf always wants to come out. It makes its presence known.

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give me internalised everything bad black brothers. Give me reg and Sirius who were raised with the beliefs that everything that their parents or family find odd is wrong immediately.

Give me Sirius who meets Remus and immediately dislikes him because of how little money he has, and how he wears second hand clothes and has messy hair and always looks sick. Give me Sirius who knows these feels are wrong but simply can’t help them.

Give me Regulus who meets James and feels things for him and immediately detests them, Regulus who becomes needlessly cruel to James whenever he sees him because if James isn’t near him, then surely these feelings would go away.

Give me Sirius when he’s sent to Azkaban and has so many breakdowns because, though he hates his parents and his damned evil family, they were right, in some way. Because Sirius did everything he wasn’t supposed to and look where he is. Maybe if he didn’t like Remus this wouldn’t have happened. Maybe if he had been good, nobody would’ve gotten hurt. Maybe his brother would still be alive.

Give me broken boys with a broken home and broken ideals. Pretty please. :(

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cover for my band fic Perfect Strangers In Stoke!!

Yes it is the Scarface poster but with Remus & Sirius because I have an AWFUL sense of humour and I think it’s FUNNY.

Also Remus does have a Glasgow Smile, do with that what you will.

Also AGAIN, Sirius is holding a microphone but I literally cannot draw those (Theyre so easy so I think I’m crazy).

This fic is so unhealthy….

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BABY DRIVER HEIST FIC INFO! (It’s called As Far As It Takes).

Remus’ side!

⁠Remus has chronic back pain & migraines. They are both detrimental to his driving skills but he is BETTER THAN THEM so he preserves.

The Money Men are the group that Remus is oftentimes hired to work for as a getaway driver. While different robbers are hired for different jobs, Mundungus Fletcher— the guy who owns the place— knows Remus is the best driver out there.

The group has Barty Crouch Jr (Nicknamed Bats), Bellatrix Black (nicknamed Trixy), Evan Rosier (nicknamed Thorns), Fenrir Greyback (nicknamed Vánagandr/Vana), and probably some other people but idk. Fletcher is known solely by his last name, but Remus has a tendency to call him Bird or, less eloquently, Bird Shite.

Remus’ own code/nickname is Romulus, but everybody calls him Rome or Roman.

He lives in a city called MayPort (unrelated but the name MayPort is my go-to for all wolfstar fics. I’ll probably give one to sunseeker/other ships too. I think it’s funny) where he rooms in a decent flat with Marlene, who is kinda impaired in some fundamental way because Remus is doing these heists to take care of her even though she doesn’t like what he does.

He knows James from school (they both went to art school; Remus for painting and James for acting) but not Sirius. Sirius went to law school but disregarded everything except for times he could find loopholes. Remus kinda knows Regulus because he saw him in hsi painting class, but they weren’t friends. Remus befriends him later when he and James get closer. Peter he knows because Peter is in the Money Men group (everybody thinks he’s a liability but Remus doesn’t mind him since he’s quiet).

⁠Remus makes a lot of sexual innuendos and crude jokes with the people he’s friends with. He made a few accidentally with precious Money Men groupings, and Bird hated it so he stopped. Barty makes jokes that are similar and when Remus made comments like them, everybody stopped and stared.

⁠ Remus has a coffee obsession and changes his order every time. Remembers people’s coffee orders with intricate detail. Everybody thinks it’s weird.

⁠An Astronomy nerd. Knows a lot about stars and planets and everything in between.

⁠Knows a lot of Latin too but never really uses it.

⁠Learnt about cars at a young age (was taught by the late Lyall Lupin who was a car-man or whatever it’s called). Was obsessed with them and really wants an old-style Corvette brcause that was his pa’s favourite.

If anyone can think of more, definitely tell me! I love adding random tidbits of information that the people want. Sirius’ info is coming soon, by the by! I hope you all like Moony in my fic :)

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violent spell help

heyo! I was wondering if somebody could help me out with making spells (violent ones in this case) for a fic of mine. ("Quick" summary (of the first chapter anyway), the corrupted Ministry sends some Aurors to kill Sirius rather brutally so that Regulus won't be a blood traitor like his brother. Sirius dies by Imperius Curse to show a lack of autonomy and yada yada). Anyway, back to the spell part, I kind of want some other spells for the Aurors to use but, I can't really think of any. Thanks in advance if anyone can help! <3333333

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INTRODUCTION POST!

Absolutely NO idea what to write guys!! I’ll just put my fandoms.

Harry Potter

Undertale (Undertale Yellow, UTRY)

Deltarune

God of War (2018-Ragnarök)

I tend to make separate blogs for each fandom, like this one is my mainly Harry Potter blog, however I’m likely going to talk about everything since this’ll be my main blog.

My Blogs

UNDERTALE YELLOW: star striker / seventh.reset

HARRY POTTER: romanology (this one)

DELTARUNE: star striker / seventh.reset

GOD OF WAR: n/a

Socials

PINTEREST: icarrriss & creoquie

AO3: creoquie

This looks awful and will definitely be updated when I have the time. Until then, here’s this!