#ediepomeroy

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"Aw, you put on pants."

"Sorry, bro. I was thinking about that thing you do with your tongue so they were kind of hard to get on-"

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"No, seriously. I have no problems living with your folks for a few more months, or whatever. We're saving up money, your grandpa does all the cooking, your dad is adorable-"

"What was that last thing-"

"What, are you afraid of a little honest competition for my affections?"

"Absolutely."

"Well, don't be. You're totally winning."

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"Whoa. Abs."

"Oh, yeah, bro, it's the protein in the egg. All my players eat a five dozen a day."

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"The day of my grandson's engagement and I burn the french toast for the first time in my life. I hope that's not an omen."

"What's a better metaphor for the trials of marriage? Eating it anyway? Or tossing it out and forgetting it ever happened?"

"They both sound miserable. Still, everyone likes pancakes. Edie! Important question! Do you like pancakes?"

"Who doesn't?"

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"So, yeah, bros, this is my beautiful fiancé, Edie Pomeroy."

"Beautiful, yes, but fiancé? Since when?"

"Since last night when- no? Bro. I think maybe I dreamed that. Yep! Ring's still in my pocket. Ooof."

"Hmm. You should probably take it out and ask me now."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah, babe. Live dangerously."

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"Bro!"

"Hiii, baaaaabe. Missed you. Hey, what would you name, like, a tiny wizard? I'm considering a career change. Also, related, do we know anyone who felts? We must right, right? Are you still active in that textiles Discord?"

"Obviously, bro."

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"Hank. You're so domestic. Take me now."

"Let me just finish scrubbing this, first, bro."

"'kay. Did you see where the paper went?"

wow, the creek has a lot of local butterflies. maybe we should plant some milkweed?