Dec 11, 2025
"Siobhan."
"Hank."
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"Siobhan."
"Hank."
"Did you guys watch the game last night? Was the home-run amazing or what?"
"Yeah, bro. Dad was so excited that he tipped over the popcorn bowl."
*toot*
"Hank! Come on."
"Huh? I would've gotten the rest of the plates, Grandpa."
"Aw, you put on pants."
"Sorry, bro. I was thinking about that thing you do with your tongue so they were kind of hard to get on-"
"No, seriously. I have no problems living with your folks for a few more months, or whatever. We're saving up money, your grandpa does all the cooking, your dad is adorable-"
"What was that last thing-"
"What, are you afraid of a little honest competition for my affections?"
"Absolutely."
"Well, don't be. You're totally winning."
"-a lot during my last semester. It's so weird and sad not living with all my bros, you know?"
"You missed us that much, huh?"
"Yeah, bro. I mean, I love you . . . you guys. I love y'all."
"Aww, Henry, we love you, too. By the way . . . congratulations on the engagement."
"Oh, yeah! Right? Eds is the best."
"Uh-huh."
"So, yeah, bros, this is my beautiful fiancé, Edie Pomeroy."
"Beautiful, yes, but fiancé? Since when?"
"Since last night when- no? Bro. I think maybe I dreamed that. Yep! Ring's still in my pocket. Ooof."
"Hmm. You should probably take it out and ask me now."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah, babe. Live dangerously."