12:03
It is i, E your guide to everything between here and the void. It is past midnight which means that it is now officially Friday. Now, normally any normal person would be happyish that it is the last workday /school day of the week. However, for some reason, i feel angsty, and no i am not an angsty teen, don't make jokes about that. i recognize that I have no good reason to feel this strange feeling but I still feel out of place. Although one amusing thing is that Google, our divine overlord of the internet, thinks that i am pregnant. Am i expecting a baby, no, am i expecting something, yes? Am i expecting a baby at some point, yes, but not in the way you may be thinking . and no, not that way either.
If you ever meet me in real life then i will probably tell you of my 3 troublesome children and the more then questionable things that they do. To put this in the simplest of terms, these three children will act out any fanfiction that you give to them. In the name of fun and sin, they will do it. here are the three rules of the internet that pretty much embodies my children, rules 34,51, and 63. and no i am not going to kill the Jedi right now, that is scheduled for next Tuesday.
Also, My roommate wants me to tell you all that if you meet me in real life that you should run as fast as you can in the opposite direction. personally, i believe that by the time that you realize who i am and what i am capable of, it is already too late to escape . and no i am not a sociopath, however, i may be slightly psychopathic. Please proceed at your own risk, may you never meet the fucked fates.