#egf 2026

[monbons]

"Like this?" Simon answered.

For @erotic-grope-fest, I decided to create a sequel to my 2026 CO Discord Valentines, which you can find here. Safe to say, Simon understood the assignment. Happy EGF indeed, Bazzy.

More fun angles below the cut!

EGF also happens to be my fic-aversary. I have no words this year, but I wanted to celebrate this community I love so much anyway. I have so many dolls already, and these guys deserve to be displayed with pride, sooooo...

I am raffling off these dolls to a new home! How to enter: 1) Reblog this post any time between now and Baz's birthday for one entry to win, 2) I will select a name via a randomizer on 2/25/26, 3) Check your Tumblr DMs! I reserve the right to pick someone new if I don't hear back within 48 hours. Good luck!

[palimpsessed]

for @erotic-grope-fest

[confusedbiqueer]

It's been a WHILE since the last Six Sentences Sunday

It's been so long since I've formally shared my writing that I didn't remember where my banner was hahaha. Thank you to everyone who has tagged me when they share their works, I do read and watch them, I just suck at replying

This year (and last) has been difficult, mostly because I've been dealing with post-graduation life and figuring out who I was outside of school. I'm very lucky and very privileged really, so I don't have to worry about a lot of things yet, but I'm still very much anxious all of the time, dreading my future. Oh, to be a 20yo freaking out about not knowing what to do with their life. Fun.

Writing has been difficult ever since fucking 2024, but it's also been a personal challenge. About a few weeks, almost a month ago, I realized I liked writing, hahaha. I realized I actually enjoy it and that I actually am good at it (at least *I* absolutely adore everything I've ever written, even if I cringe at this some times). So, that was a shocker for me (not for those I've told this to apparently hahaha).

I'm finally writing something for myself that it might turn into something some day, even if I just print it out and never get it published or anything, but I'm finally working on it, after having the idea for 3 years, and I'm happy about it, and proud. Let's see how that goes.

AND I'M WRITING PORN, YIPPEE!!!! (I'm never doing a multi chaptered smut-centered fic again, it's exhausting and I think very repetitive).

I noticed some people in the fandom got into the "10 days to 1k" fest and I thought it would be an amazing idea to write that way. I'm on day 7, and I've written so much for the last chapter of my EGF fic (it's on the 7k wording and I'm still not done making them come). After I finish this one, I'll caught up with all my other unfinished fics. I will finish them!!!!!

So, here's some six sentences I wrote today

“For future references, I won’t be able to orgasm this much again.” I chuckle with him, his teeth brushing mine. “You’re the true vampire, huh. With your strong legs and body that handles round after round. Next time, I’m only coming once. Did you know you could come that many times in a row?"

Poor Simon. And other six sentences I wrote yesterday too, because those were too few.

Nothing was going according to plan, not even Baz. It was one of those days when he was not that much of an arsehole to me, and I couldn’t bear it; if there was something I could count on Baz to be, was mean and superior, and he was failing at it. On purpose, I poked the bear until it exploded. We were in our room, and he had me pinned down against my own closet, his forearm sticking into my chest (he’s so bony), and the only reason he hadn’t hit me yet was because of the Anathema. “Apparently being nice to you doesn’t work. It’s like you want me to be mean to you,” he snarled that time.

Horny Simon, never change, we love you

Tags and all of that under the cut<3

Thank you for tagging me: @forabeatofadrum @artsyunderstudy @leithillustration @monbons @thewholelemon (you people are legends and the reason the fandom is alive istg)

Now tagging: @fiend-for-culture @fatalfangirl @rimeswithpurple @drowninginships @cutestkilla

@valeffelees @onepintobean @orange-peony @thehoneyedhufflepuff @theearlgreymage

(this is also programmed because I'll be out all day, but thank you to those who might tag me:))

[fiend-for-culture]

A gift fic for @bachusekart ❤️‍🔥🎁

Set Alight

Rated: E (for @erotic-grope-fest) Chapters: 1/3 Current WC: 2.6k

🔔 HEAR YE! 🔔 HEAR YE! 🔔 Prince Basilton has been taken by a dragon! 🔔 Once again, the crown prince has been taken by a vicious red dragon! His whereabouts are unknown! His Royal Highness may be in mortal peril! Elsewhere . . . Baz is royally fucked.

Thank you for this post, @bachusekart! You are an inspiration!

And thank you @orange-peony for all of the help! You are heaven-sent!

[snowbazdaily]

WIP Wednesday

2026.02.26 - 2026.03.11 - Double Feature!

I guess I forgot to hit post on this last week, somehow, and did not realize it until this Monday. I apologize, please accept this offering of two weeks worth of postings (because I have no idea which chapters posted which week.)

Bring The Building Down* [T, 4/?] by @loveualottie / loveualottie

Dead Air* [T, 8/18] by @gwynskylar / gwynskylar

Dead, Gone, and Doctoring* [T, 5/9] by SomebodyUnimportant

Everything's (Not) Okay! [G, 10/?] by blubrrywrites

Forget Me Not* [G, 19/19, 51k] by DrarryAndSnowbazLoverWriterShipper - fic complete!

living the dream he's had for me [NR, 3/4] by sunniO

Near Beheadings [E, 4/5] by @confusedbiqueer / ConfusedBiQueer - Part 13 of Lee’s SnowBaz Smut

Quid Pro Quo [E, 3/4] by Who_Cares

Sharpen Your Teeth* [E, 19/?] by kayla96k

Slay the Beast / Balance the Scales [G, 9/?] by KirstenSharp

Stars, Flowers, and Children [E, 13/20] by @aristocratic-otter / Aristocratic_Otter

Ties That Bind [G, 6/6] by omniscientcarrot - fic complete!

WAITING [G, 1/?] by naptime_nan

Wayward Fears* [T, 11/18] by @gwynskylar / gwynskylar

*Multiple chapters posted.

Erotic Grope Fest fic.

[loveualottie]

Chapters: 1/4 Fandom: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch/Simon Snow Characters: Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch, Simon Snow, Fiona Pitch, Agatha Wellbelove Additional Tags: Post-Watford (Simon Snow), Post-Book 3: Any Way the Wind Blows (Simon Snow), POV Alternating, POV Multiple, Eventual Smut, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, this was supposed to be pwp but oops theres plot!

Summary:

I dreamt that sex with me would get Simon Snow so worked up that his body would war between climax and going off. And, for a while, I wanted both to happen – for him to go off while on top of me. Fooling around with the Chosen One until he reduced me to ash was my perfect end.

Of course, that didn’t happen.

or

Simon and Baz missed their first anniversary. Maybe their second will be a bit more successful.

My creation for @erotic-grope-fest is here!! It definitely started as a little PWP but for some reason I am 5k words in so i guess its gonna be a fun little multi-chapter thing. I’ll hopefully get it all posted during the next 9 days!! 

I hope you enjoy <33

[snowbazdaily]

WIP Wednesday

2026.02.11 - 2026.02.18 A collection of the WIP fics that have posted in the last week.

Baz's Birthday Countdown* [NR, 5/10] by @bazsbff / bazsbff

Châteauneuf-du-Pape* [E, 2/4] by @loveualottie / loveualottie

Erotically Deranged [T, 1/?] by Florifer

Eyes on me [E, 1/2] by @orange-peony / shushu_yaoi_lj 

Forget Me Not [G, 5/?] by DrarryAndSnowbazLoverWriterShipper

i'll find a new place to be from [T, 4/?] by @bazsbff / bazsbff

love is for losers* [T, 4/4, 8.7k] by foreshoal - fic complete!

Near Beheadings* [E, 2/4] by @confusedbiqueer / ConfusedBiQueer - Part 13 of Lee’s SnowBaz Smut

Notting Hill [M, 3/12] by @fiend-for-culture / fiend-for-culture

Return to Sender [T, 5/9] by @ciescen / ciescen

Sharpen Your Teeth* [E, 3/?] by kayla96k

Wayward Fears* [T, 7/18] by gwynskylar

*Multiple chapters posted

For Fandom Trumps Hate 2025. Erotic Grope Fest fics.

[confusedbiqueer]

future smut writing tip: DON'T WRITE WITH BAZ'S PERSPECTIVE, THE BASTARD WILL MAKE IT ANGSTY AND YEARNING PAIN

Simon is unhinged and constantly horny; you can always rely on him to write smut. Baz is your go-to when you want them to cry

So, i'm just minding my business, wondering why I haven't written Baz's pov in this fic for EGF, thinking I should let Baz describe how much he's enjoying getting groped, when this motherfucker hits me with a:

I'm deciding if I should keep that in the fic or ERASE it and let Simon take over and just let him choke on Baz's dick instead