#eggempire

[metarucd]

Ladies and Gentlemen... Sage Robotnik The princess of the Egg Empire 👑✨

[sitched]

`   *     hero/villain  starters,   with  dr.  eggman:    ' i have my reasons for being this way. '        ( @eggempire​ ) 

‘  yeah,  sorry  girl,  give  me  a  sec.  ’   response  is  casual  as  she  cups  her  hand  over  the  receiver  on  her  phone,  tilting  it  away  from  her  face  as  her  expression  hardens  into  an  innate  sense  of  annoyance  with  little  effort  on  her  part.   ‘  do  you  mind?  this  is  a  private  conversation—and  no  offense,  but  I  don’t  really  care  if  you  were  picked  last  in  dodge  ball  or  flunked  out  of  college.  ’   it  doesn’t  justify  anything,  least  of  all  some  demented  theme  park.  and  to  think  she  had  once  considered  hiding  a  lair  inside  a  building  made  of  cheese  was  peak  villain  stupidity.  attention  turns  back  to  her  conversation  with  monique,  icy  exterior  melting  almost  as  instantly  as  it  had  come.   ‘  I  can’t  BELIEVE  she  said  that—after  being  late  to  practice  AND  refusing  to  spot  me!  what  does  she  think  cheer  captains  do?!  ’

[mtmmoved]

it was my idea so MY NAME SHOULD GO ON IT FIRST   ———     dr.  eggman   aka   @eggempire

‘  oh,  so  just  because  you  came  up  with  it,  that  makes  it  YOUR  idea?  ’   he  anticipates  a  lippy  one-liner  from  shego  any  minute  because  he  hears  it  as  soon  as  he  says  it—welding  stops,  torch  falling  off  to  one  side  as  goggles  are  pushed  off  his  face,  wild-eyed  glare  typically  reserved  for  his  teenaged  foe  leveled  at  his  so-called  partner.  really,  why  was  it  so  hard  finding  good  help  these  days?   ‘  my  name  comes  first  alphabetically!  and  drakkenville  sounds  a  million  times  cooler!  ’

[eggman-for-realjustice]

I SHOULD PROBABLY LOOK INTO THE SONIC BLOG AND SEE WHAT'S GOING ON. CAUSE I'VE BEEN BUSY WITH MY OWN BLOG, HA HA. MOD EGGMAN

[eggman-for-realjustice]

I AM FILLED WITH AN ANGER

AN ANGER THAT CAN BE FLUSHED OUT OF MY SYSTEM THROUGH UPDATING THE BLOG LAYOUT, WHICH I DID.

FEELS GREAT MAN. FEELS GREAT.

MOD EGGMAN

[eggman-for-realjustice]

THINKING OF WIPING THE BLOG. IT STARTED OFF AS A JOKE AGAINST THE SONIC BLOG, BUT NOW THAT I WANT MORE TO EDUCATE SOME MOTHERFUCKERS ON SOCIAL SHIT. CAUSE HOLY SHIT. LETS ALL GET OUR LEARN ON OR SOME FUCKING SHIT. ITS ALSO THREE IN THE MORNING SO IM OUTTIE. DUCES, EGGMAN.

[eggman-for-realjustice]

Don't really agree on the demi part, but love this blog aru! Anyways, what's your opinion on mod Knuckles? Heard they've been doing a decent job of trying to keep sonic and amy down by changing the rules so sonic and amy can't aru.-Wang Yao

ALRIGHT, SO LET’S BREAK THIS DOWN INTO BITS, STARTING WITH A COMMENT TO YOUR OPINION ON DEMI FOLK.

I RESPECT YOUR OPINION, AND HOW YOU RECOGNIZE THAT IT’S A GENDER, UNLIKE THE MODS AT sonic-for-real-justice, TO WHOM I WRITE;DEMI GIRL IS A GENDER. END OF STORY.

NEXT FOR MY -CURRENT- OPINION ON KNUCKLES:

FIRST THING THEY DID WAS CHANGE THE RULES, ADDING THE MASTER RULE OF “RULES CAN NO LONGER BE CHANGED BY ANY OF THE MODS BUT MOD KNUCKLES DUE TO THE OTHERS BEING RECKLESS.” FORCING THE OTHER MODERATORS TO STOP ABUSING THEIR ABILITY TO CHANGE THE RULES TO MAKE THEM SEEM LIKE THE BIGGER PERSON, WHICH THEIR NOT, WHICH I REALLY RESPECT.

I’M ALSO GOING TO POINT OUT, THAT THE ‘SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE’ RULE IS REALLY VAGUE, AND COULD BE USED BY KNUCKLES TO KICK OUT SONIC AND AMY.YOU KNOW.FYI.

MADE A BANNER BY THE WAY. STICK THIS ONTO YOUR BLOG TO SHOW YOUR EGGMAN SUPPORT.

MOD EGGMAN.