#eggmett

[hotshot-coffee]

Leaving this here

[volturialice]

fr if we were gonna make an NFT of any twilight character as God’s Most Cursèd Egg-Shaped Abomination I think we can all agree it should have been emmett

[httpmentalbreakdown]

maturity is realizing you don’t wanna be bella anymore, you want to be emmett’s bag of eggs.

no one:

who’s that??

oh it’s the bag of eggs. They’re boiled of course and totally unavailable. I’m pretty sure it’s in a threesome with the blond girl rosalie and the big guy emmett. It’s weird because they live together you know.

[panlight]

The eggs have finally been explained

https://www.insider.com/twilight-emmett-eggs-detail-reason-kellan-lutz-catherine-hardwicke-interview-2021-5

'Twilight' director finally explains why Emmett carries a bag of hard-boiled eggs in the cafeteria scene

Fans of the 2008 movie began noticing the puzzling detail months ago. It recently resurfaced on TikTok, renewing interest.

Oh, excellent (eggcellent?)! Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I enjoy weird little movie lore! I've always assumed it was some Kellan-bulking-up thing that they just put in the movie because lulz so it's nice to have that confirmed.

And I know I'm not the only one who always thinks of the "Gaston" song from beauty and the beast when I see all Emmett/Kellan's eggs. . .

I think his little twine bracelet is a Kellan thing too but I can't find the source.

[improbablyoutofdata]

You’re telling me that the reason Emmett was carrying a dozen eggs is because Kellan Lutz was eating just hard boiled eggs for his diet?

[volturialice]

“Emmett smells like eggs” wtf do eggs smell like

have you never smelled an egg? there is definitely an egg smell, though it’s different depending on how they’re prepared. 

…I really hope emmett is carrying a bag of hard-boiled eggs and not a bag of raw eggs

[volturialice]

EMMETT ALSO SMELLS LIKE EGGS BECAUSE OF THAT BAG OF EGGS HE CARRIES

so THAT’S why he carries them...so he can smell like eau d’œuf