#ejg

[puffywiz]

tlt doodles (her divine highness au)

I wanted to add more but I ran out of steam 😔

[fankidrachel]

Listen. I get that he was in the wrong for “turning those cows inside out” and “eating the entire solar system” but John Gaius was so real for having apocalyptic levels of rage towards trillionaires. He’s really just like us. Rip John Gaius you would have loved killing the entire human race to make Elon Musk face consequences of his actions 💕

[floweroflaurelin]

Huevember day 6: Emperor John Gaius

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The only splash of colour was an enormous portrait of the Emperor as Kindly Master, with an expression of beatific peace.

As seen hanging on the wall of the Eight House’s quarters in Canaan House ✨⚔️💀⚔️✨

[snowleek]

everyone be nice to me

[all-eggs-one-basket]

Just realized the deeper implications of Harrow’s lobotomy and why John sent Duty after her…she showed God he isn’t the only one who knows where memory lives.

Can’t imagine anything more threatening to a liar than someone who knows where the truth is buried.

[liesmyth]

Fuck every other question about John Gaius, none of that matters. Do you think he actually only ate peanuts discreetly, the once?

John Gaius is a dirty liar who lies. That was just the only time he was caught.

[skydaemon]

Rating TLT characters by how likely they are to get a tattoo

(NB: i have not reread so if any of these characters canonically do have tattoos pretend you didn't see it)

John: 0/10, needle weenie

Mercymorn: 1/10, the only time she'd ever consider it is if john was there and she wanted to stick it in his face

Augustine: 0/10. he has no interest in it at all. HOWEVER, A--- would have a matching tattoo with his brother (john erases it during the resurrection)

Pyrrha: 1000/10, tatted up to the nines, it's the thing she misses most about her body.

G1deon: 3/10 - maybe like one fratty bicep tattoo but that's it

Cytherea: this one has genuinely stumped me. i literally can't figure it out

Judith: 5/10, she has one of those classic military tattoos

Marta: 4/10, probably wouldn't bother spending the money

Ianthe: 0/10. she unironically says “you wouldn’t put a bumper sticker on a ferrari”

Coronabeth: 7/10, ONLY for external validation. she wants to piss off her mom, she wants ianthe to exclaim in disgust at it, she wants her dad to pay for it to be removed and not go to any of the sessions, she wants judith to think she’s hot. it’s a butterfly on her lower back and it’s exactly as y2k as you’re imagining

Babs: 0/10 next question

The Teens: N/A i genuinely believe that young teenagers can't get tattooed in the nine houses. because john's a needle weenie

Abigail: 4/10, she'd be one of those people with replica archeological tattoos but it's like. a pacman ghost

Magnus: 6/10. traditional, sailor-style, big heart with 'MOM' in it. all the classics

Palamedes: 10/10 he already has one and it's on his arse

Camilla: 5/10. she probably has no objection to the idea, but i don't imagine she would actively seek out a tattoo unless offered.

Paul: surprisingly, 0/10. they feel weird about it

Dulcinea: 10/10 she's here for a good time not a long time

Protesilaus: 9/10. it's poetry quotes.

Silas: -100000/10 and he's a dick about people who have them

Colum: 10/10 it's a barcode

Harrow: 10/10. she's Māori and she fucks with tradition heavy

Gideon: 8/10. she wants a full sleeve but she's never going to be able to afford it in her wildest dreams. she works overtime for a year to save up and only manages like a single skull and crossbones.

Ortus: -1000/10, needle weenie to the highest extreme. his mother holds his hand when he gets his jabs

Wake: 10/10 and it fucks. milf city baby

[lady-harrowhark]

rip john gaius you wouldve loved blackout poetry