#elenium incorrect quotes

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Aphreal voice over: This is Sparhawk. *cuts to a close up of Sparhawk’s face* He likes his personal space. And this is Kalten. *pans out to show Kalten hanging on to Sparhawk like a Koala to a tree* He also likes Sparhawk’s personal space.

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Kalten: *winking at a pretty lady nearby, but is very drunk so he does it badly*

Tynian: Was that a wink?

Kurik: It’s all he does.

Sparhawk: It’s a nervous tick.

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A Cyrinc commander: You’re going to fight that thing aren’t you?

Preceptor Abriel: Regrettably yes, I think I might be about to do that.

A Cyrinc commander: It’s really big.

Preceptor Abriel: I’ve seen bigger.

A Cyrinc commander: Really?

Preceptor Abriel: Are you joking? It’s massive!

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Kalten: Saying my name is so intimate, why would you do that to me?

Vanion: I am literally just calling roll.

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Naween: Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable?

Bevier:* clutching his armor and stepping back* I am most comfortable when I am invulnerable to most forms of physical attack.

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Replace ‘Francis’ with ‘Beveir’ and you’ve got a meme. (This is, in fact mun in Morgan Le Fey cosplay)

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Kalten: You can say ‘have a nice day’, and it’s perceived as friendly, but say ‘enjoy the next 24 hours’ and suddenly you’re being threatening.

Sparhawk: Kalten.

Kalten: What?

Sparhawk: Go to sleep.

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Tynian: If I let you, you would exclusively talk like that Witcher fellow. One word responses or grunts for days.

Ulath: Hmmm.

Tynian: See?!?!

Ulath: F@($