#tynian

[incorrect-elenium]

Kalten: *winking at a pretty lady nearby, but is very drunk so he does it badly*

Tynian: Was that a wink?

Kurik: It’s all he does.

Sparhawk: It’s a nervous tick.

[heretohelptheidiots]

Kaltan: “Who the fuck?!”

Sephrenia: “Language!”

Sparhawk: “Yes, Kalten, it’s Whom the fuck.”

Sephrenia: “No!”

Tynian: “Whomst the fuck?”

Sephrenia:”Elenes!”

[incorrect-elenium]

Tynian: If I let you, you would exclusively talk like that Witcher fellow. One word responses or grunts for days.

Ulath: Hmmm.

Tynian: See?!?!

Ulath: F@($

[incorrect-elenium]

Sparhawk,Tynian, Kalten, and Ulath: *looking at Bevier's Lochaber axe, passing it around*

Bevier: Gentlemen, its improper to handle another man's tool without permission.

Others: *stunned dafuq faces*

Naween: *gawking proudly*

[incorrect-elenium]

Tyrian: Close your eyes, bro.

Ultah: Okay, bro.

Tynian: What do you see, bro?

Ultah: Nothing, bro.

Tynian: That’s my world without you, bro.

Ultah: *a little choked up* Bro.

[incorrect-elenium]

Ultah: Someone will die...

Tynian: Of fun!

[incorrect-elenium]

Tynian: Wouldn’t it be nice if homophobes where actually afraid of gay people? Then I could just walk up to them, and they’d run away in terror.

Ulath: Your approach is wrong.

Tynain: What do you mean?

Ulath: Brandish your sword and say ‘Gay’. They’ll run.

[incorrect-elenium]

Tynian: I was stopped by Church Gaurds the other day. He said ‘papers’ so I yelled ‘scissors’ and ran off.