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Tynian: If I let you, you would exclusively talk like that Witcher fellow. One word responses or grunts for days.

Ulath: Hmmm.

Tynian: See?!?!

Ulath: F@($

Sparhawk,Tynian, Kalten, and Ulath: *looking at Bevier's Lochaber axe, passing it around*

Bevier: Gentlemen, its improper to handle another man's tool without permission.

Others: *stunned dafuq faces*

Naween: *gawking proudly*

Tyrian: Close your eyes, bro.

Ultah: Okay, bro.

Tynian: What do you see, bro?

Ultah: Nothing, bro.

Tynian: That’s my world without you, bro.

Ultah: *a little choked up* Bro.

Tynian: Wouldn’t it be nice if homophobes where actually afraid of gay people? Then I could just walk up to them, and they’d run away in terror.

Ulath: Your approach is wrong.

Tynain: What do you mean?

Ulath: Brandish your sword and say ‘Gay’. They’ll run.

Talen: When have I done anything rash or reckless?

Sparhawk: I have a list.

Khalad: Mines organized by date.

Ulath: Severity.

Danae: Mine’s color coded!

Talen: Sparhawk, how long do you have wait for grave robbing to become archaeology?

Sparhawk: I have no idea. Tynian?

Tynian: This Line of conversation makes me uncomfortable.

Ulath: Answer the question, you grave robber.

Ulath: Being gay isn’t a choice. It’s a game, and I’m winning.

Tynian: I’ve never understood Nun fantasies. The nuns I knew were scary and wielded switches.

Ulath: How many Nuns did you know?

Tynian: One, Sister Compassion.

Bevier: Sir Tynian! You shouldn’t mock the Holy Sisters!

Tynian: I’m not, that’s the name she took when she became a Sister.

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