#elevatorfart

[gassyguys]

My #birthday #Elevatorfart

[gassyguys]

#elevatorfart #gassy #gassycousins #fartsarealwaysfunny #explosion

[a300lbman]

Episode 10067: Are you Talking About Me to My Face?

So there I was, riding an elevator down to the lobby when farting crossed my mind. Never a good idea, I fought off the urge and couldn't have been happier because seconds later I was joined on the elevator by three women. Narrowly escaping a potentially awkward situation (and hilarious to everyone but me and the three poor ladies), I turned to greet them and noticed quickly that I was the odd man out. Not because I was a man or because a moment earlier I was thinking about Dutch-Elevatoring them, but because they were all communicating with sign language. 

Now I can't tell for sure, but I think they were signing shit about me...