#elf logic

[sauron-did-nothing-wrong]

so elves live forever. There is no reason they should do anything as quickly as humans do. Even biologically.

Elf taking a nap: 3 months

Elf pregnancy: 4 years

Elf foreplay : a week

Elf newlyweds fuck fest: Block out at least a year!

[trueelffacts]

True Elf fact: Elves never seem to notice when their facts contradict other facts.

[choisooyoungs]

i called an ELF butthurt and they told me that i should "Go study"