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[howlingday]

Jaune: (Thinking) Hm... Weiss has been acting really weird and she's been staring at me longer than usual. Not that I don't mind it, but... Is it weird that I like it?.

Weiss: (Staring at full-beard Jaune, Thinking) OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!.

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Weiss: (Cupping breasts) It's so weird... None of my bras fit anymore...

Weiss: (Juggles ass) Even my pants don't fit anymore. I must have put on twenty pounds without realizing it! I'm going to have to start training again just to burn this off...

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Yang: Why aren't you looking at me?

Jaune: Oh, uh, I was just being polite. It'd be rude to stare- b-because your hair is so shiny today! Not that it's greasy, just that it has a natural shine to it and-

Yang: (Grabs his face) Look at me. Now... SPILL IT.

Jaune: (Face squished) Okay, okay! I was looking at your muscles! They're really big and I was kinda jealous, so I was trying to figure out-

Yang: (Flares) MY MUSCLES OR MY TITS, JAUNE?! ANSWER ME!

Jaune: YOUR TITS! YOUR TITS, OKAY?! I WAS STARING AT YOUR TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS!

Yang: ...

Yang: Thank you for your honesty.

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Yang: Bending over is such a struggle when you have big boobs, you know?

Weiss: (Gritting teeth, Trembling, Thinking) GROPE HER!!! KILL HER!!! GROPE HER!!! KILL HER!!! GROPE HER!!! KILL HER!!! GROPE HER!!! KILL HER!!! GROPE HER!!! KILL HER!!! GROPE HER!!! KILL HER!!! GROPE HER!!! KILL HER!!! GROPE HER!!!.

GROPE HER~!

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Jaune: (Staring at Nora's chest) Hm...

Nora: What? (Lifts his chin) What are you looking at?

Jaune: Ren was telling me how your boobs got bigger after I left.

Nora: (Blushes) H... He did?

Jaune: Yup. (Continues staring) Turns out he's right. They've gotten pretty big. Weird, right?

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Ruby: (Working out, Sweaty) Ugh... My shirt's all soaked. I'm gonna hit the showers. Meet you in five?

Whitley: ...

Whitley: (Blushing) I'll be there it in two.

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Weiss: (Sighs) Today has been- Ugh... I'd rather not say. Do we have any-

Yang: Boobs? You want boobs? Suck 'em? Hold 'em? You want 'em, I got 'em.

Weiss: ...Not what I had in mind.

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Jaune: (Cuddles into Weiss)

Weiss: (Hair down) Do you have to be so affectionate when I let my hair down, Jaune?

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Jaune: Just a sec, General Ironwood, sir! Gotta update my scroll with the mission details.

Ironwood: Hurry up, Arc! This mission is vital to the security of Atla-

Weiss: (Glaring at him from across the way, Somehow her eyes say "If he comes back with so much as a scratch, I WILL END YOU")

Jaune: (Walks up to Weiss, Pecks her cheek) I'll be back tonight, Weiss. I give you my word.

Ironwood: (Looking away, Thinking) I haven't seen a woman so dangerous since Glynda's Academy days! How can Arc survive against someone so terrifying?.

[howlingday]

Yang: LET ME AT HIM! I'LL TEAR HIS FREAKIN HEAD OFF!

Jaune: (Holding Yang back) Yang, please! Calm down! Just relax and breathe deep! (Thinking) Dammit! She's gone crazy! I need to figure out a way to snap her out of this! Argh, it feels like my arms are going to break...

Yang: ARGH! Huh?

Yang: Heh heh~ (Throws Jaune off)

Jaune: WAH! Oof! Ugh... Yang? Are you oka-

Yang: (Pounces Jaune, Panting) Get ready, Lady Killer, because I'm gonna ride you and that longsword of yours to oblivion~!

Jaune: O-Oblivion? AAAA