#chichi_verse

[howlingday]

Jaune: (Thinking) Hm... Weiss has been acting really weird and she's been staring at me longer than usual. Not that I don't mind it, but... Is it weird that I like it?.

Weiss: (Staring at full-beard Jaune, Thinking) OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!.

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Weiss: (Cupping breasts) It's so weird... None of my bras fit anymore...

Weiss: (Juggles ass) Even my pants don't fit anymore. I must have put on twenty pounds without realizing it! I'm going to have to start training again just to burn this off...

[howlingday]

Pyrrha: Once again, Cinder, you did it first.

Cinder: Really? I could have sworn you have accomplished something before I have.

Pyrrha: What could I have done that you haven't?

Cinder: Simple. I didn't die a virgin.

Pyrrha: ...You're getting a migraine for a fucking week.

[howlingday]

Lisa: As a long married couple, of the two of you, who is the most dominant?

Kali: Well, there are a number of reasons, but as the old saying goes, "happy wife, happy life." Isn't that right, Ghira?

Ghira: Heh heh... No argument here.

Lisa: Uh... Would you care to elaborate?

Kali: No.

[howlingday]

Ren: (Pecks Nora's head) I love your big, beautiful forehead.

Nora: (Blushing) U-Um, thank you? I think?

[howlingday]

Jaune: (Pins Cinder) Don't get any funny ideas. You're cute, but you're no Ruby.

[howlingday]

Jaune: Magnum, make sure you behave while you're out camping.

Nora: Listen to your father, honey.

Magnum: I promise I'll be good. Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad! I love you!

Jaune: Love you, too, buddy!

Nora: See you in a few days~!

Magnum: (Leaves)

Jaune: ...

Nora: ...

Jaune: ...Table or floor~?

Nora: Floor. I don't wanna break the table~.