direct experience of the divine

he/they | leo

[wherethesunsails]

"But the end of the world comes with neither whimper nor bang. It unfurls its blossom slowly, majestically, one moist, black petal at a time."

about

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[detectivehole]

[trying to flirt with ms frizzle] hey val. can i call you val? i've always liked how most of the working professionals you know appear to be homosexuals. how about you take a chance on me, and we can make some mistakes and messes at my place? [sniles] [she turns me down with a pun] [i walk dejected out into the parking lot] [The Bus runs me over]

[detectivehole]

trying to undress ms frizzle but when you pull off her dress there's a second, "lingerie-patterned" dress underneath

[okadaizoirl]

until i read the third tag i was hearing the most wise shit in the universe. then it just became the most insightful driving advice finally put to words, still a net gain

[wherethesunsails]

"the young man who stood there was the handsomest man rand had ever seen. almost too handsome for masculinity" Mr Jordan Please I know you know damn well thats his half brother you Don't have to describe him like that 😭😭😭

[3liza]

once you reach a certain level of Animal Knowing you become burdened with two absolutely true, completely contradictory facts:

animals are basically the same, a lion is a big kitty

a lion is absolutely not a big kitty, are you fucking stupid?

[hasufin]

Back when I was in high school, volunteering at the zoo, I had this encounter with one of our mountain lions.

Now, I had actually petted the older, calmer female. But this was one of the males - they'd never been even slightly interested in me. But today? He made eye contact with me. He hunkered down. He did the butt waggle like he was going to pounce. Again. And... POUNCE. That cat crossed a good 20 meters in about 3 seconds. He only turned away at the last moment because there was an electrified fence.

He made sure I knew he was there. He wasn't hunting: he was playing. This was exactly like a housecat playing with you.

But, just because he was playing, didn't mean I wouldn't have been dead if he'd actually pounced on me.

They are big kitties. It's just that housecats are small and can't seriously injure you.

[beginning-to-be-happy]

Thank you, that was terrifying

[astrhae]

“How well do you remember that day, Tony?”

“Like it was yesterday. Greatest day of my life.”

steve and tony + walking towards each other

[puppy-pees-a-lot]

the dick sucking cuddler would like to rest its head on your tummy with no ulterior motive whatsoever

[vesnuszki]

[therinly]

Finished a new piece. I think it speaks to my state of mind. Notice the fine details. :)

[romanceyourdemons]

it sucks when you’re experiencing something mildly bad but someone in your life is experiencing something SEVERELY bad so you can’t complain. like it hurts to stand today and i really don’t want to do the dishes, but like i can’t ask my partner if she would please do it while i take it easy, because she’s getting a root canal

[lostxanadu]

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

[threedollarsdotcom]

think of a girl. now think of another girl. now think of another girl. now another. thats not enough. more. more. more girls. no thats not enough. more girls

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nynehells]

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART

[depsidase]

[cilantrhoes]

[crazy-brazilian]

[jasmineintheforest]

The saddest misconception about Dean is that he wants to be needed. When it's the exact opposite. He wants so so so badly to not be needed so that he can be allowed to need instead.