Look, all I want is for Eloise and Vetra to gleefully one-up each other into delighted messes of themselves, and to buy Cora a drink for having to put up with my Ryder’s relentless attempts to out swagger her impostor syndrome. I’ll never get to do any of this because I cannot drive the fucking nomad.
I resorted to the genesis comic after ME1 mostly because I could neither see nor coordinate well enough to control the mako, and Andromeda appears to have combined the worst bits of driving sims with the worst bits of the Hinterlands/Western approach with all of the lag my poor PC adds to the mix. Fuck you lens flare. Fuck you sepia tone. Fuck you minimum run requirements and fuck you Use WASD to steer.
And so. The pathfinder dies on Eos from radiation poisoning, because she could not drive. End log.