#elvendork

[enbysiriusblack]

i miss the old fandom. i haven't seen anyone talk about sirius' bike being called elvendork in YEARS. wtf.

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

inspired by this gorg lovely artwork im thinking about elvendork as like... sirius' first bike instead of the one we see in the prequel and it breaks down completely (it was very old and sirius got it for $35 & changed all the parts and magicked it together. the fact that it was ridable was a miracle) and sirius is all broody and he's like "no i'm fine it was just a bike idc" and then a week later jily are like "we're pregnant!!" & james calls harry elvendork exclusively to piss lily off (sirius cries)

[neverenoughmarauders]

Reading canon James and Sirius is very therapeutic after too much time in the fandom

“Names?” repeated the long-haired driver. “Er – well, let’s see. There’s Wilberforce… Bathsheba… Elvendork…”

“And what’s nice about that one is, you can use it for a boy or a girl,” said the boy in glasses.

“Oh, OUR names, did you mean?” asked the first, as Anderson spluttered with rage. “You should’ve said! This here is James Potter, and I’m Sirius Black!”

“Things’ll be seriously black for you in a minute, you cheeky little —”

But neither James nor Sirius was paying attention. They were suddenly as alert as gundogs, staring past Fisher and Anderson, over the roof of the police car, at the dark mouth of the alley. Then, with identical fluid movements, they reached into their back pockets.

[midnightsatafternoons]

James: Do you want to play a game?

Regulus: Um.... Sure?

James: Ok, it's called Remus or motorbike

James: I will give accurate quotes I've heard Sirius saying

James: And you have to guess if he is talking to his moterbike or his boyfriend

Regulus:

Regulus: AWESOME

[mrgavyadhapotter]

elvendork！

[bitchacademia-lover]

Rereading Text talk by merlywhirls for the umpteenth time

[elleest]

“Names!”

“Names?” repeated the long-haired driver. “Er — well, let’s see. There’s Wilberforce... Bathsheba... Elvendork...”

“And what’s nice about that one is, you can use it for a boy or a girl,” said the boy in glasses.

(...)

“And don’t forget: Elvendork! It’s unisex!”

- James Potter, “Harry Potter: The (lost) Prequel”, J.K. Rowling

Now, now - I know that is a particular choice of quote but I found James very theatrical and I think this one suits him well.

[fallingstarsburn]

can someone in this fandom pleeease tell me where elvendork is from. like??? is it sirius?? is it james?? is it even canon? or did the fandom decide that that seems like a reasonable name james/sirius would come up with and everyone was like yeh sure...that’s canon now??? like don’t get me wrong i love it but where the ever loving fuck did it come from??