May 16
❝ hmmm, this has been on my mind for a while now, but, i wonder what arceus would taste like. i mean, if you were to cook it and eat it. other legendaries, too. not just arceus. ❞
❝ perhaps i will find out for myself, one day, mhm? ❞
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❝ hmmm, this has been on my mind for a while now, but, i wonder what arceus would taste like. i mean, if you were to cook it and eat it. other legendaries, too. not just arceus. ❞
❝ perhaps i will find out for myself, one day, mhm? ❞
❝ i have come here to make an announcement! yes, yes! it is the mighty renelus’ birthday tomorrow. may seventh! i am eagerly awaiting my bountiful gifts, mhm. ❞
❝ oh, i am reminiscing on my days in theatre. what a wonderful time that was, hoh. ❞
❝ our sincerest apologies.
until lord renelus can properly calm himself down, i, regent mademoiselle heliodora ka’iulani, will be temporarily taking over this account. on behalf of all of the church of elysium paradise for the equal persons, we wish to formally apologize for our lord’s behaviour. he is clearly experiencing what appears to be yet another mental break, or episode. whatever he has claimed about elysium paradise and our hopes for the future is false, a part of his delusions, and should not be taken seriously, and any threats he has made is guaranteed to not happen. until he is deemed mentally stable, the regents, such as me, madame beausire, zethes, et cetera…will be answering any and all questions or concerns. if you do not know of us, you will find a short section of us in his “more about elysium” post linked on his introduction.
sincerely, regent mademoiselle heliodora ka’iulani. ❞
❝ IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL EACH AND EVERYONE ONE OF YOU! YOU ALL CAUSED THIS! ONCE ELYSIUM QUELLS LORD ARCEUS I WILL INDIVIDUALLY SLAUGHTER EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU AS I WEAR HIS FUCKING HEAD! THE ONLY FEW I WILL SPARE IS LUX AND AMELO. THEY WILL JOIN US IN OUR NEWLY CREATED PARADISE WETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT! ❞
❝ GAYAN HARMONIA GROPIUS. I WILL HAVE THAT MAN’S HEAD. MARK MY WORDS. ❞
❝ ahem, does anyone know who happened to reveal that… name information? just… ah, curious. ❞
”Fuck you. If I wasn’t totally lost I’d run you’re feet over with my spinny chair.”
❝ that is quite rude, mon ami. no way to speak with your superior, i say. good luck, mon âme égarée. you will need it. ❞