#embarrasing stories

[sageiii]

In case youre ever embarrassed about something ever just know that I fucked up my bed(still not exactly sure where the damage is, but it's crazy squeaky now) and everyone who notices it just thinks that I'm doing a lot of fucking but in reality I just rocked back in forth while maladaptive daydreaming so aggressively and so often that I broke my fucking bed

[auroron]

reblog telling me your most embarrasing story

here goes mine: one day like three summers ago my bikini fell right in front of my crush, that same day i got diarrea and farted in front of him and spent 3 hours in the bathroom but plot twist he turned out to be gay lol

[marlboro769]

That’s the last time i hang my pants over the stall door when using the public toilet #tightywhities #lostmypants #stranded #embarrassed #embarrassedunderwearmale #EUM

[cloned-sheep97]

Hey guys do you all want an embarrasing story????

I was on vacation to a small town in Sevilla were my grandparents live. And my grandma sings in a christian group and whatever.

When it ended my mother told me "i bet you didn't expect Grandma singed that well" and i told her that she singed okay, the one that singed actually bonkers was a skinny woman with long hair that was next to the pianist. I told my mom she was actually kinda pretty and i (JOKINGLY BTW) said she's "a total GILF"

then my mother said that was my cousin from my dad's side

okay... um... i think this fits right here

[elpizw-se-ena-kalo-telos]

Plzzz η καθηγητρια μας ειπε να ανοιξουμε καμερες ΚΑΙ ΑΝΟΙΞΕ ΜΟΝΟ ΕΝΑΣ ΚΑΙ ΜΕΤΑ ΤΗΝ ΕΚΛΕΙΣΕ

[kat-the-oddity]

Guess who just tried to drink tea and burnt their lips? This guy. I stg I’m such an idiot

[idk-just-put-something-down]

Mortification: The Epic Novel

Ok so. My friend and I were in a garage type area during school. She had to go. Bad. And the girls bathroom was locked. Such a dilemma, I know. So me, being the smart intellectual that I am, suggested that we go into the boys bathroom. Albeit I kinda forgot about gender gaps for like 5solid seconds. Enough time for us to walk over to the bathroom, CAUTIOUSLY open the door, and for us to see...

Nothing. Nobody in there. I know. Not what you were expecting. Anyway, we were kinda chatting and my friend starts nudging the stall doors (at first I assumed it was the one big room with the toilet in the corner, like the girls one, but it had two urinals and two stalls (maybe kinda sexist but ya know)) and a dude from my class says “Oh my gosh guys I’m in here” and me and my friend just book it outta there, the need to relieve ourselves diminished by utter mortification.

Typing it now, it doesn’t seem as such a big a deal. But still.

4th week of my Freshman year. R. I. P. Me.

[maxiustaxius]

I'm so done. I'm at my mom's office waiting for her to drop me off and one of her co-workers were like "How are you doing Syd?". And this co-worker tends to call me Syd for my nickname and I was a bit away from her and couldn't really see her, so I decided to loudly say "I'm good! How are you?". And as soon as I opened my mouth, her patient said "Oh I'm fine...". And then I realized I fucked up. I fucked up so hard. Guys I'm super embarrassed. Please send help. Or memes.