#embarrassing truths

[blitheringmcgonagall]

'I Published a Novel and No One Cares!'

Blaming yourself for not selling books is like blaming yourself for aging.

Hilarious and probably applies to a lot of us fic writers too 😬🤣😳🥰

[everyraindropisawaterfall]

Oh no mom... I've done the forbidden... I've fallen in love with a man that doesn't exist... bang chan... take responsibility when am I ever gonna find anyone who will measure up to you.. bang chan who can make everything, every day better and make all my tiredness disappear.

[karlenazor-el-blog]

Have u had period sex.?

🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 oh my goodness, I have. It was awful.

[californiaquail]

hello friends

anyway so the next couple/few days i won't be on much either because

tomorrow we're doing a lord of the rings marathon for 12 hours with lotr themed food!!!!! i am so excited about this (also I just used multiple exclamation points I don't think you understand how long it's been since I've used those in something that might actually be seen by people) it's going to be the best it's like my going away party thing cause i leave for school in less than a week actually which is hella depressing and i don't really want to think about it [apparates away from responsibilities]

the day after tomorrow i'm going to disneyland!!!!! (exclamation points) for the third time actually ha the benefits of knowing cast members and living in southern california anyway that's really exciting

aaand on monday i'm going to los angeles which is like an hour away and doing fun stuff and going to this lil store called whimsical alley that is full of everything nerdy like harry potter stuff and doctor who stuff and everything and dear god i am so excited about that i'm possibly more excited about that than about disneyland okay what is wrong with me

also this is going to be really long and it's probably a reality that no one will read this far but i would like to relate to you something funny that happened to me this evening okay so

sister in law: so what's your latest photoshop project

me: umm. well i have like four that i'm working on

sister: yeah like what

me: uhmMMM I dunno one is an action thing. like. a black widow thing. that miighhht turn into something bigger i don't know

sister: like the actual spider or the character

me: the character haha

brother: characteristically sassy comment about how obviously i meant the character and his wife really didn't need to ask, not really contributing to the actual conversation at hand

sister: adam shut up so you're drawing scarjo ahaha

me: weeellll yeah

brother: make sure you get all the bodily proportions right

me: (quietly regretting verbalizing my mini crush) ha. h ah adam you're the worst.

these are my siblings

crush isn't even the right word idk it's too strong of a word

ps if anyone cares when i said four photoshop projects i probably meant like two and then a traditional drawing and probably some vague idea i had in the back of my head. i'm working on this black widow thing and this lame ass horse photo manipulation (because i used to be strangely obsessed with horses and they were the first thing i drew so i still have an affinity for drawing them and stuff so sometimes i do things like horse manipulations that are utterly pointless but they are fun so) and then i have this traditional drawing i started in mexico that is probably storm from xmen. and that's my 'four photoshop projects' i'm pathetic farewell

[waitingfordoomsday]

i love dramatically singing wrecking ball at the top of my lungs and i will shout it from the rooftops

[uberheathen]

My rich fantasy life

My very best birthday present was tickets to Emerald City Comic Con, which is this weekend! I have never been to a con before, and during my research I discovered that Ryan North and Joey Comeau will be there. If I meet them, how hard will it be not to tell them about my fantasy where I go to Toronto and meet them and we all become best friends and talk about apocalypses while eating poutine??

[wwbygd1990]

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

This might be a pointless question, but

 norttron said: i know this feel real hard

What did you do?