uberheathen!

just a crafty fat middle aged queer in seattle

[harrysalbums-deactivated2018031]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

[horrorandhalloween]

Fruit bats stuffing their faces

[hekate1308]

Something tells me Sarek is going to regret that request. 

[wholesomethemedmemes]

This is how Tiffany Haddish ended her standup special. I’ve never been so happy to be cursed.

[asbestoe]

The By a Waterfall musical number choreographed by Busby Burkeley in Lloyd Bacon’s Footlight Parade (1933). 

[mccoysmascara]

TOS: we can’t even say sex, we use euphemisms like “biology” or “birds and the bees”

TNG: Data is fully functional and yes that means boning 👀

[maxwittert]

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[belinsky]

#in honour of they very much did kill jesus day

[as-warm-as-choco]

The French Netflix uploaded this on twitter…….

[starsthatburn]

this is by far the most powerful thing I’ve seen since Trump won and everyone needs to see this

[writing-prompt-s]

I don’t care if you unfollow me for this #signalboost

[the-real-prince24]

If you dont see the clear as day parralel then you arn’t trying to

[theweirdwideweb]

[theweirdwideweb]

[falseknees]

Fledglings are the future

[arabellesicardi]

Cost of Simplicity — Real Life

Minimalist social media posts are extravagant in their austerity

[humanoidhistory]

1975 self-portrait by cosmonaut-artist Alexei Leonov, recalling his historic experience becoming the first human to walk in space on March 18, 1965.

[stevenrogered]

[m1tos1s]

the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge

[asktheangels]

Lately I’ve been getting most of my pep talks from Mister Rogers.

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

[screengeniuz]

😂

❤️

[enchantechante]

pls let this be the start of a trend

[warbutt]

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

[internetsurfing]

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

[ummno]

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

@tami-taylors-hair

[tami-taylors-hair]

bless u. gimme that job, universe.