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Emberlynn It's The Straight Version Of Stolitz Without The Problematic Crap
No adultery
No sexual extortion
No abusive power dynamic
No creator's pet whose actions are glossed over and we are supposed to feel sorry for his victim lashing out at him
No child that is neglected because of his obsession
Emberlynn can have potential for character growth unlike Stolas
No forced childhood friends to lover cliche
No racist, condescending comments at his expense
Emberlitz fic idea for my spiteful darlings:
Blitzø wishes his new stalker would go away but he gets used to her being outside his office constantly. One day she’s not there and he’s totally down for the peace but there’s this weird niggling sense that something’s wrong.
Cursing the whole time, he goes looking for the thorn in his side and manages to catch her almost signing her soul away to a Porn Studios Recruiter. Blitzø should just turn his back on it, since if she’s under contract she’ll no longer be his problem, but there’s something about seeing someone about to endure an eternity of suffering and misery because they don’t know what they’re getting into that irks him.
Blitzø ‘comes to her rescue’ and shoves her out of the recruiter’s clutches. After he brawls with the pushy perv, he turns on Emberlynn and calls her a fucking moron for nearly agreeing to sex slavery. “If you really want demon dick that bad, fine! I’ll make you regret it!”
He brings her to his office, pissed af while Emberlynn is, for once, quiet and meek. Blitzø is trying to get his pants off when she taps his shoulder with concern.
“Are you okay?” She actually sounds like a real person and is asking genuinely. And for whatever reason that’s what fucks with Blitzø the most.
Let's have some fun!
Fav Helluva Boss Problematic Ship! Go!
Stolitz
Vassalphus
Blitzika
Emberlitz
CriminAle
MoxxillieBones
Strella
Stoella
You know what? This is for the Stan x Blitzo fans. I want to piss them off. Emberlynn x Blitzo
XxX
Blitzø sighed as he saw that cat nightmare once again yelling at his window at three A.M.
Christ on a stick, did this bitch ever give up?! She had been stalking him for up to a month now and he was at his wits end with this Sinner who couldn't take a hint that he wasn't interested in her. Sure, she was cute in a cat way, he guessed, but her creepy and obsessive personality made her unbearable to be around.
It reminded of a certain horny owl....
No. He's not going there. He's already tried killing her, she keeps coming back, and he's tried hiding. It was time to do what he was afraid to do. Talk to her.
He slunk down his apartment's stairs and came out the back. Emberlynn was belting a love song in his honor while holding a sight that said, I'd die for you again!
Jesus.
"Emberlynn!" Blitzø called out and the girl squealed and tried to hug him as he walked toward her but he sidestepped the bitch before she could touch him.
"Look. Can we sit over there?" Blitzø asked, pointing to a bench. She nodded eagerly, thanking him for finally giving her his attention.
Once they sat down, she tried to kiss him but he pushed her away.
"Look. I'll be fucking blunt," Blitzø began. "I want to ask you a question and I want you to answer honestly. Do you actually like me?"
"Of course I do, Blitzy-kun! You're my soulmate, my dark prince, my—"
"No. I mean really. Do you like me or the idea of me?" Blitzo gestured to his demon attributes, swishing his tail for emphasis. "Would you like me if I wasn't a demon?"
Emberlynn paused as if she was trying to come up with a way to answer but all she could do was stutter. "I—I...uh—"
"Look. Emberlynn, I'm not flattered by any of this. You have to know this. It's creepy and stalkerish, and the fact that I had to kill you a couple times should tell you something."
"....."
"I need you to understand that you need to stop trying to get with me. Stop trying to live out your monster fucker kink. Please." Blitzø looked at her and he saw that she was uncharacteristically quiet. "Emberlynn?"
"Have I really been that bad?" She said softly.
"Yes." Blitzø. He wasn't going to sugarcoat this.
"Oh....." Emberlynn stood up. "I'll...leave you alone now." She walked with her sign and threw it away. She didn't look angry with him but she also didn't look happy.
Blitzø sighed in relief. That went better then he expected.
1 year later.
Blitzø finally felt like his life was doing something good for him. Stolas was out of the picture, apparently letting imps borrow something like the spell book got him cut off from everything that was Goetia. His daughter thrived under her new responsibilities and even had grown closer to her mother. Stolas took what little he had and left for Satan knows where but it was far from him.
Blitzø sighed as he looked through his bills until he came across a letter that was pink. Curiouse, he opened.
Dear Blitzø,
I'm sorry for stalking, harassing, and generally being a terrible person to you. You were right. I only liked you as a fetish. I didn't like you for you. I don't even know you. But, I would like to. You have every right to throw this away and ignore me, but I would love to have coffee this Saturday. If you don't want that, just ignore me and throw it away. This will be the only letter I'm sending anyway. If for some reason you're interested, then you can find me at Starrlucs. On 666 St.
- Emberlynn
Blitzø blinked. Well. That was unexpected. He thought long and hard. Should he go? She sounded sincere. Maybe.
Oh, what the hell. He was in a good mood and he had no other plans Saturday. It might be interesting.
The Fact She Calls Him Her "Demon Prince"
Ironic considering Imps are one of the lowest members of demon society. Also she calls him Blitzy just like Stolas did. Hammering in those comparisons and how I would love for their to be an Au where she grows from being fetishizer to actually loving him for who he is but I still sees him as a prince in her eyes regardless if he's the lowest rank in hell's system.
Emberlynn's Demon Prince Vs Stolas's Knight In Shining Armor
It's basically the same kind of fantasizing about Blitzo in a role while ignoring who he is an actual person.Both of them are putting Blitzo in a role he doesn't ask for and are admanant he must play into. And again unlike Emberlynn, Stolas in narrative isn't condemned but we actually have to sympathize with him for Blitzo not playing into those fantasies and be happy when he's rewarded with a booty call even though he's done nothing to deserve it. In a way, Emberlynn does get rewarded by seeing Blitzo again in hell but she's still treated as a joke compared to Stolas. Because again all his flaws that are projected onto Emberlynn are treated as not that bad and that he should be pitied.
The other Emberlitz fic:
Blitzø is full of stupid ideas. He decides the only way to get rid of this bitch is to sleep with her, but the catch is that he’s gonna be really bad at it on purpose (“It’s gonna be the best acting anyone’s ever done. Way better than than anything in that fuckin’ French play shit Moxxie loves. TAKE THAT MOX!”).
Emberlynn takes him up on the offer (no sense of self-preservation at Blitzø suddenly agreeing to dick her down. Classic Emberlynn) and they get right down to it until Blitzø has to stop. Why? Emberlynn is giving Total Virgin vibes, even more than when she’s spewing all that monsterfucker weeb shit.
Ugh, great. Blitzo tells her to turn around and fuck shit Satan damn it she’s crying. It hurts. And he’s gotta be out of his mind but “hold your fuckin’ horses, lemme find that button chicks have”.
Blitzø ends up coaching her through her first time. It’s pathetic. It’s pitiful. It’s mediocre first time fucking. And it’s weird as fuck when Emberlynn gives him a genuine smile and ‘thank you’ before she leaves.
Emberlitz is actually cute because it’s Corp Goth x Bubblegum Goth like how could I not love that?
