#spite shipping

[trashogram]

The other Emberlitz fic:

Blitzø is full of stupid ideas. He decides the only way to get rid of this bitch is to sleep with her, but the catch is that he’s gonna be really bad at it on purpose (“It’s gonna be the best acting anyone’s ever done. Way better than than anything in that fuckin’ French play shit Moxxie loves. TAKE THAT MOX!”).

Emberlynn takes him up on the offer (no sense of self-preservation at Blitzø suddenly agreeing to dick her down. Classic Emberlynn) and they get right down to it until Blitzø has to stop. Why? Emberlynn is giving Total Virgin vibes, even more than when she’s spewing all that monsterfucker weeb shit.

Ugh, great. Blitzo tells her to turn around and fuck shit Satan damn it she’s crying. It hurts. And he’s gotta be out of his mind but “hold your fuckin’ horses, lemme find that button chicks have”.

Blitzø ends up coaching her through her first time. It’s pathetic. It’s pitiful. It’s mediocre first time fucking. And it’s weird as fuck when Emberlynn gives him a genuine smile and ‘thank you’ before she leaves.

[king--of--ducks]

why you and minimum wage alastor are gay

like,homosexual,man.

🍎Because I love him.🍎

[[McAlastor’s mod was spite shipping, and I joined in. McRadioapple is cannon on this blog now.]]

[shinymetagross]

you ever not really ship something but then you see some terrible discourse about why you shouldn't ship it and go "...well now i ship it. bc of you, anti-shipper. look what your hubris has wrought."

[poetry-protest-pornography]

My spite OTP is Stiles/Peter. It started out as a 'you're complaining about it, so I'm gonna do it a lot' and has morphed into a genuine like. I blame @bunnywest and my love of sarcastic smart people.

Ha!

At least there's some excellent people and content for that ship! If you're shipping something to annoy people, you picked a good one! (Also, @bunnywest is great)

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Tell me your spite OTPs and NOTPs! What ship do you refuse to ship because the fandom is so obnoxious/shitty about it? What do you ship just to piss people off (and now maybe actually low-key enjoy)?

[sevenkittensinatrenchcoat]

A Collection of Screenshots of Kitten/Adult Pairings Being Deliberately Teased

Feel free to add stuff onto this, if you feel like it and have other examples to add.

Sexually suggestive screenshots below the cut:

Okay, we’ll just begin with the fact that Tugger flirts with basically everyone who walks into his path. This includes Etcetera:

And Jemima:

Outside of 1998, there’s Pouncival:

And Rumpleteazer:

It’s not clear if Rumpleteazer is a kitten or not, but in shows without Electra or Etcetera, she tends to fill their roles, and they’re both kittens.

But, not all of these screenshots are Tugger-related. There’s also Jemima/Alonzo:

And, of course, Bombalurina/Pouncival:

There are many more suggestive moments, but these were moments of Horny Shit Thats So Blatant That It Had to Be Intentional

[tamisdava2]

[gale-gentlepenguin]

If you have to pick the worst Marinette spite shio, which one would it be?

Honestly?

Mari//bat

At least with other spite ships I can see people sort of shipping it for a reason outside of spite. But this one I can’t.

[space-malex]

Why do people call maribel and kyluca “fake shipping”?

People (m!luca shippers) think that people only ship these things to get Maria away from “her canon love interest”, Michael. While that may be the case in some instances, there’s a few things about that argument that don’t hold water.

1) Most people had already started shipping malex prior to m!luca happening and a lot do not multiship so they weren’t going to suddenly start shipping m!luca too, but we still want Maria to have a love interest.

2) Calling Michael “Maria’s canon love interest” ignores the fact that he is also Alex’s canon love interest.

3) (this is a big one for me) Nearly everyone who ships maribel started shipping it in 1x04, before any kind of romance happened between Michael and Maria. We saw the chemistry and most of us are queer and want to see a wlw ship on the show.

4) As for kyluca I’ve yet to see any super hardcore shipping, more just comments about how they would be cute.

5) There’s also the fact that the people making these claims are blatant hypocrites, “shipping” Alex with Forrest when none of them have had a good thing to say about Alex since the pilot.