i go fucking feral when guys cough while puking…mmm yes be more miserable…can’t catch your breath? mmm what a shame…oh no…
and the stomach contractions that come with? mmm…just one more thing for your poor body to endure…
BARK BARK WOOF WOOF ARGHHHH

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i go fucking feral when guys cough while puking…mmm yes be more miserable…can’t catch your breath? mmm what a shame…oh no…
and the stomach contractions that come with? mmm…just one more thing for your poor body to endure…
BARK BARK WOOF WOOF ARGHHHH
let's call this prompt
Surprise: two sickies
a caretaker who's caught sickie's stomach bug, but is doing everything in their power for not let their sickie notice.
• caretaker preparing soup for them, but inside every smell and texture they come across is only worsening their own nausea. they end up just nibbling on crackers the entire day to keep themselves from passing out.
• forgetting their own health, but still reminding sickie to drink water, keep food down, and rest.
• having to hide their own gagging when they have to clean sick off the floor, or when sickie is puking in a bucket they are holding. or even worse, when sickie ends up puking right on them and caretaker can only ran to the bathroom, reassuring sickie all the way, to try and puke quietly so they won't hear it.
sickie finds out, of course, when caretaker comes to put them to bed, leaving a trash can within reach and the light catches them just right. sickie finally sees how pale and tired they look, they've been sweating cold this whole time, shivering even! their stomach has been an aching hollow all day, and they can't seem to stay still.
sickie feels awful, of course, for being so caught up in their own misery to not notice their friend/partner/caretaker has been suffering too. sickie ends up pulling them to bed to with them to rest, not allowing caretaker to leave until they've rested at least a little.
and of course, this ends with caretaker getting sick off the side of the bed, the stress and the nausea finally catching up to them.
hot chocolate puke
The other day at work I was outside smoking and sipping a hot cocoa, but my lactose intolerant body sometimes rejects those. I hiccuped and accidentally puked into my mask! It was just a quick little gushing mouthful. The taste was still like hot cocoa so I gulped it back. Whenever I imagine eating puke from someone else, that's the experience I'll draw from, how I imagine it'll feel and taste. It makes me really horny to think about. 💚
The most soft spoken or sophisticated characters (whether that be canon character or oc ) being the most loudest pukers <<<<<<
Is the most peak fanfiction trope that needs to be used more
moriarty brothers illness headcanons :)
William
- very easily motion sick. it's not as bad on trains or carriages but anything on water is guaranteed to make him feel nauseous
- prone to fevers...they're not always very high, but sometimes he'll be working all day with a low grade fever and no one will have a clue. once it gets high enough, though, everyone starts to notice, but William will usually keep working until someone makes him stop (and at that point he's a pushover)
- everyone is aware of his tendency to suddenly fall asleep (undiagnosed narcolepsy lol) but it's worse when he's sick, and he's much more difficult to wake when he's sick
- post-The Final Problem, he's gotten more sickly, and he's much more aware and accepting of when he needs to rest. he's often super faint and dizzy and has issues walking for long periods of time, so he always takes Sherlock's arm when it's too much
- Sherlock laying with him when he's not feeling well, giving him tummy rubs when he feels nauseous and making sure he's comfortable enough to sleep uninterrupted...William often makes himself feel worse when he worries about his family and even though Sherlock understands his pain he's gotten good at derailing his thoughts
Louis
- he has to take daily medication for his heart...if he ever misses a dose or the formulation is off, it's obvious - he's pale, dizzy, and faint all day. he will absolutely get irritable too. William will notice it coming on when he gets a little snappy
- he's generally pretty sickly, despite denying it, and he's not good at hiding anything or taking care of himself. anyone other than William has to tread carefully with accusing him of being sick because he'll get defensive. most of them have learned to just tell William if something is wrong with Louis instead of confronting him themselves. but Louis hates that even more, William worries too much about him 💔
- he has a very sensitive stomach...not only with food, but his stomach reacts to unpleasant sights and smells too to a certain extent. if he sees something that makes his stomach churn he'll turn around, cover his mouth and breathe hard through his nose and that usually works okay. he's used to his stomach hurting but tries to avoid throwing up at all cost, especially in front of others
Albert
- he is ridiculously good at hiding when he doesn't feel well. like William, he can continue working despite his condition, but he's much more stubborn about stopping. usually it works out in his favor but there has been a few times where he's truly needed help
- Mycroft has personally witnessed him very politely excuse himself to throw up and come back and seem perfectly fine, like nothing ever happened :) Mycroft thinks it's kind of attractive
- Albert is a pro at throwing up 🙏 it doesn't bother him much at all, and because of this he's very good at taking care of his brothers when their stomachs are sick
- he's not sick very often and generally has a good immune system, but stress will usually be the reason he falls ill. he's also fallen victim to a hangover every now and then too lol
I was thinking about a specific scenario, instead of a guy or a girl helping you to vomit, I like the idea of someone forcing you to vomit to help, I mean, I have emetophobia and sometimes when I get too nervous I cover my mouth to avoid puking but what if that someone notices It would be better if I throw up, cause of course my stomach wouldn't be so bloated like that, so that someone seeing I'm too stubborn to puke, ties my hands behind my back and pushes their fingers inside my throat while using their other hand to press my gut, feeling the not digested food inside, how it moves, how warm it feels under their hand and assures me Everything will be okay, whispering praising words and shushing softly as I cry, whine, tremble, begging them to stop and hoping it'll be over in a while and I'll be able to sleep against their chest as they sing a calming lullaby.
I threw up in the bathtub yesterday morning. There are a lot of nights I drink too much and end up hungover until like noon the next day until after I have eaten and taken vitamins. I woke up feeling a little groggy but did my usual routine of getting high before I started to get ready. After, I was feeling a little woozy but went into the kitchen and made myself some toast and poured a protein drink over ice. I ate most the bread and butter and drank a few big gulps of the ice cold dairy drink and went to get in the bathtub. I let it fill a quarter full with steamy hot water before I got in and let it fill the rest of the way. I was only washing my face and body since my hair was clean from the shower the night before. As I let the hot water grow higher up my belly I started to feel nauseous and dizzy. The cold drink inside my stomach up against the hot bath water wasn’t making things better. I rubbed my distended stomach and leaned back to lay down. When I did this the dizziness got worse and the room started to spin. I sat up slowly and steadied myself on the sides of the tub. I felt my mouth fill with saliva and my stomach clenched. I felt cold strawberry drink rush up the back of my throat and with a retch I was leaning forward as it spilled over my lips into the hot bath tub. “Uuuurrrpppp” I caught my breath and heaved again bringing up another mouthful of pink and stomach acid “blaaarrghhhh”. It was frothy and most of it floated on top of the water and sank slowly in strings of partially digested foods. I didn’t get out immediately even though I had left the toilet open next to me just in case, it was already too late. When my puke floated towards me I would swish it back forward just for it to come back at me just like it had come back up my throat. I gagged once more at the sight of my own sick and brought up mostly stomach acid. It seemed I had kept down my toast so I was satisfied with that. I pulled the plug, made sure all the throw up went down the drain and got ready for work.
witchy supernatural sickfic prompts
since Halloween is right around the corner
• voodoo doll. sickie gets piercing cramps from time to time, that come and go as if someone is jamming a nail in their stomach. one time it catches them off guard and they vomit suddenly and forcefully, gasping for air and crying out in pain.
• possession. sickie gets possessed by a ghost, and when they manage to be rid of it, they come to and promptly begging to heave. awful nausea, a splitting headache, and ectoplasm clogging their throat, which they have to get out of their system in a way or another.
• possession aftermath. the encounter is so harsh on them, they are left bedridden, wrecked with chills and an inhumanly high fever.
• werewolf. a newly turned werewolf sickie who can't handle the side effects of the transformation. and a caretaker, albeit terrified but unable to leave them to suffer on their own. they are left to take care of them, a equally terrified and horribly sick werewolf. would it be worst if caretaker made them eat plenty? they thought a full werewolf would've been less dangerous than a hungry one, but now that food is definitely not staying down.
• vampire cure. a vampire fledling who was able to find a cure and stop their own transformation before it was irreversible, but it has left them with a deep aversion to foods that ressemble blood in any way. meats, sauces, even fruits, they cannot help but be ill when forced to eat or even see them.