Prompt #164
I'd Rather Sleep Up a Lion's Ass Than With You
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Super villain raised a sole eyebrow, a small smirk sitting on his face as he looked between hero and villain.
"Oh no" super villain fake gasped, mock shock on his face as he covered his mouth with a hand.
"What?" hero snapped, his arms crossed over his chest as the scowl on his face deepened.
Villain too tilted her face to the right, her sapphire eyes thinning into slits as she looked at super villain.
"I'm sorry" super villain shook his head, though he was not at all sorry for what he was about to say. "There is only room. . ." The smile on his face spread. "With only one bed. "
Hero was across the room in the blink of an eye, his fingers curled into super villain's collar, pulling so the two of them were eye to eye. Super villain was completely unfazed, secretly smiling to himself while hero was seething, teeth grinding and jaw locked. "Give us separate rooms. " Hero ordered, a vein thrumming along his jaw. "Right now. "
"Sorry dude" super villain shrugged, plucking hero's fingers slowly off of his collar. "There's only one room. "
"Super villain, I'm going to tell you this once" villain finally spoke from the other side of the room. "Give us separate rooms. " Her eyes narrowed as she ran her eyes down hero's body. "I refuse to stay in the same room as this pompous ass. "
Hero scoffed, turning his attention to villain. "You know what, baby doll? The feeling is mutual. " He raked his hand through his dark hair before speaking again. "I would rather throw myself out a window then stay in the same room as you. "
"Oh? " Villain smiled falsely. "I'd gladly throw you out of a window right now if that makes you feel any better. "
Super villain watched as the two of them argued for what seemed like hours, going back and forth with insults, their face turning more red with anger as they continued to argue.
"Shut the fuck up! Please! " Super villain finally yelled, his shouts finally cutting off the fight between hero and villain. "Why do you guys hate each other so much? "
"What's not to hate about him?" Villain answered sweetly.
"Well you better get used to it, because there's only one room. " Super villain told them before returning to his phone, trying to ignore the constant arguing between villain and hero.
"Fuck you, I'd rather sleep while cuddling a snapping turtle " hero murmured, rolling his eyes while still remaining his distance with villain so she couldn't strangle him.
"I'd rather sleep a lion's ass than with you" villain snapped back, her teeth grinding together as she tried to stop herself from lunging at him.
"I'd rather live up a lion's ass–"
"That makes no sense!"
Super villain sighed, shaking his head as the two of them continued throwing insults at each other.
"If you guys don't shut the fuck up right now" super villain interjected, his eyes wide with anger as he turned to them. "I will make sure that I tie you guys together for a whole week right now. "
Villain and hero both snapped their jaw shut, giving each other one final glare of death before heading off into the one bedroom that they had to share.
"I will kill you if you pull something" villain murmured as they walked.
"The only thing I'd pull on you is a gun full of bullets" hero scoffed.
"The feeling's mutual. "
