Warnings: Polygraph chaos, embarrassing questions, teasing, minor cringe moments
A/N: Enhypen will remain OT7 no matter what.
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Commentary
You weren’t there. At all. Not for this episode of En-O’Clock. Which, in hindsight, is probably for the best because the chaos level reached absolute maximum, and you can already feel yourself clutching a pillow just imagining it.
Apparently, your absence didn’t stop the members from dedicating the entire episode to you. Oh no. This is literally the “Y/N is the center of our chaos” edition.
The setup? Each member sits down in front of a polygraph machine while the others ask three “honest” questions. Some questions are innocent. Some are… painfully personal. All are chaotic.
First up: Jungwon
You can see him sitting stiff as a board, hands folded like he’s about to negotiate world peace with the camera. He knows what’s coming.
Heeseung: “Were you with Y/N last night?” Jungwon freezes. “No?” 😐 Polygraph goes WAAAHHHHH
You almost spit out your drink. He’s lying. Everyone knows it.
Sunghoon: “Okay… do you think Y/N is pretty?” “Y-yes,” Jungwon admits, voice slightly trembling. 😳 Polygraph calm.
Ni-ki: “When you told the rest of us you were going shopping… were you really just tagging along with Y/N to visit her parents?” “Maybe…” he mutters, sweating like he just ran a marathon. Polygraph goes CHAOS MODE.
You’re laughing so hard imagining his face. Honestly, this is your favorite episode already.
Next: Heeseung
Sunoo: “Were you the one who ate Y/N’s leftover snack in the dorm?” “No… 😳” Machine WAAAHHH again.
Jungwon: “Do you secretly wish Y/N was the leader instead of you?” “Absolutely not 😎” Polygraph calm. Jungwon mutters something about how Heeseung is definitely lying.
Ni-ki: “Did you maybe help Y/N sneak snacks into the practice room last week?” “…Okay, yes. But she made me! 😩” Machine beeps like it’s about to self-destruct. Sunghoon laughs so hard he almost falls off the chair.
Sunghoon’s turn
Jungwon: “Do you get jealous when Y/N talks to anyone else?” “…Maybe… a little. 😏” Polygraph WAAAHHHHHHHH.
Heeseung: “When Y/N calls you ‘Shonnie,’ do you secretly like it?” “Yes… very much 😳” Polygraph calm. Sunghoon is blushing so hard you can practically see smoke coming out of his ears.
Sunoo: “Have you ever told Y/N a white lie to protect her from our chaos?” “Yes… and I would do it again 💀” Machine goes soft beep. Chaos meter: 75%.
Sunoo:
Ni-ki: “Were you the one who gave Y/N the giant stuffed bear last month?” “Maybe… 😏” Polygraph WAAAHH.
Jungwon: “Do you think Y/N teases the rest of us more than we tease her?” “Yes… 😎” Polygraph calm. Sunoo is smirking like a little king.
Heeseung: “Have you ever pretended to not know Y/N was baking cookies just to sneak one?” “…Maybe… 😳” Machine goes CRAZY, Ni-ki can’t stop laughing, Sunoo shrieks like a horror movie victim.
Ni-ki:
Sunghoon: “Do you ever try to distract Y/N so the rest of us can prank her?” “…Always 😈” Polygraph WAHHHHHH. Jungwon falls off his chair laughing.
Heeseung: “Have you ever secretly recorded Y/N dancing?” “…Maybe… 😅” Machine goes beep-beep-beep-beep-chaos.
Sunoo: “Do you… like, think Y/N is the best at absolutely everything?” “Yes 😭” Polygraph calm. Ni-ki wipes a tear of joy off his face, chaos rating: max.
The chaos grows.
You can already see yourself clutching the remote like it’s a lifeline, gasping at every lie, every confession, every awkward blush. Your favorite moment? When Jungwon desperately tries to maintain eye contact with the camera while his heart is clearly racing. Or when Sunghoon blushes like he just walked into the sun. Or when Sunoo smirks like he owns the universe.
You’re not even there and yet this episode is basically you in 4K chaos HD.
By the time it’s over, all the members are laughing in a pile. The polygraph machine is practically screaming in terror. And you… you are sitting at home imagining every single second. You clutch your pillow, crying-laughing, because yes, this is exactly the kind of chaos you live for.
Moral of the story? Even when you’re not physically present… the group will absolutely dedicate a full episode to talking about you. The lies, the confessions, the ridiculous blushes… all for you. And honestly, it’s kind of perfect.
💌 You are officially the star of En-O’Clock, whether you like it or not.
Writers i have an idea for a fic/series HEAR ME OUT
A series based on the eat sleep drive in either their one in Korea or Australia with reader being the 8th or is it 7th member … wait🧍BRING BACK DADA but you get what i mean
Watching En O'clock from 12 months ago to now to get a feel for what has been forfeited by the OT7 fandom and inevitably it's turning into a side quest fo figure out Was There Any Foreshadowing?
They were playing a game where they had to make choice of whether or not to permit certain requests as king. The question for this round was whether to permit the importation of mermaid tears to their kingdom. When other members raised the issue of whether these tears would be ethically harvested or were the result of torture, Heeseung suddenly used the term RS - he would give RS to the mermaids.
Niki included, nobody knew what that was.
So Heeseung explained it, in Korean.
INTERESTING. Maybe this was a one-off, and maybe this was a result of reading a book about finance, but I have never in the dozens of hours I have spent watching Idol content in the past year or so seen any other idol mention such a technical financial term in content.
WHO WAS THIS GUY DISCUSSING REVENUE SHARING WITH?!!
