Feb 12
I need a Murderbot Diaries slasher AU where it's just Murderbot refusing to leave a bunch of humans to die, so it's stuck running around your stereotypical cult-infested forest desperately trying to keep a herd of teenagers from making the absolute worst decisions it could possibly imagine at any given moment while speed-watching every horror movie it can mass download and yelling things like "We are not splitting up" and "for fucks sake, do not go investigate that sound" while its risk assememt and efficiency levels play seesaw
#mind you it didnt even want to go on this trip#but maybe the rich white guy who's kind of a shitty jock's parents were like “you need an adult presence no your father and i wont be going#enter: murderbot#who's like “i find the whole idea of a final girl to be pretty fucking stupid”#“i would never let all but one of my humans die”#it would be exactly like that meme of the person with 3 kids on leashes dragging them all over the place#theres a kid unhelpfully screaming her head off#a kid trying to jump start the car in the rain (great now theyre gonna get electrocuted)#aaaaaaand jock boy's got his dad's rifle GREAT JUST WHAT I NEED RIGHT NOW#do you see my vision#do you see it#im this close to opening another wip 🤏#that is a threat btw#murderbot#the murderbot diaries#tmbd#murderbot au