#epic pranks

[sannyo-appreciation-posts]

Reason to read Lotus Eaters

Marisa and Mamizou. Masters of physical comedy

[enderbrah2sexy4u]

Hello Tumblr

Pls tell me I'm a comedian, pls

[tooies]

im g;onna eat all the salt in salt lake and then theyll just have to rename it to lake and it will be funny

[whumpster-fire]

My most recent Epic Supervillain Prank was infiltrating the marching band in a military parade and using a surplus RPG warhead as a trombone mute. Now I know this sounds like a really stupid idea, but the genius part is that I did it during 1812 Overture, so everyone kept blaming the cannon section and I was able to destroy four tanks and an Armored Personnel Carrier before anyone figured it out.

[steal-this-album]

i hate you. you’re just mad i have a hot robot gf with huge badonkers /j nm

[obesitysherpa]

It’s too late for me to pull this off with my daughters and they don’t really act like this anyway but if any of you successfully pull this off, I’d love to hear all about it...

[sp00kybois]

[obesitysherpa]

This kid learned important stuff when he watched Home Alone...