Well That Happened
Created by @bunnymermaidsblog and @ppickles4
Halt: Will is saying something stupid... i can feel it
He has a sense for when one of his apprentices is being an idiot
Modern au
Gilan: (at college) (says something dumb in front of a crush)
Gilan: hold on, my phones ringing. Someones calling me... (picks up his phone)
Its Halt
Halt: Gilan what did you say this time
Gilan: HOW DO YOU ALWAYS KNOW?!?!
The question is does gil feel when will says something stupid
XD
Gilan: (hasnt been informed that Will has been adopted yet)(isnt aware of Wills existence)(calls Halt) Halt, its happening! I felt someone say something stupid!
Will: (in the background from Halts call) whos that?
Halt: ... you're on your own (hangs up)
Not modern AU
Halt to the other craftmasters: Pro tip! Never let your old apprentice babysit your new one! Ever!
Horace: Is it because if you do, then the new apprentice gets kidnapped to Skandia?
Halt:
Kidnapped Will:
Everyone:
Gil:... I'm just gonna... go bury myself in the dirt
Halt: Gilan don't- (sighs)
Gil: I'M BURYING MYSELF! I HAVE SHOVEL
Halt: (confiscates shovel) you can bury yourself when Will is back, alive and safe. For now? No shovels.
Gilan: (pulls out small toy shovel when he thinks Halt isnt looking)
Halt: Gilan, that better not be a lavender and periwinkle colored plastic shovel from the toy store
Gilan: actually I'd say its more of a light indigo than periwinkle
Halt: Periwinkle *is* light indigo!
Gilan: (looking at the shovel) oh i thought you were referring to the handle-
Horace: (interrupts) shouldn't we go save Will?
Halt & Gilan: (pretending none of this conversation happened) Yes, lets go save Will
Meanwhile on a skandian wolfship out at sea:
Will: this is fine :) (suddenly senses something, laughs quietly to himself)
Evanlyn: (mutters) whats funny?
Will: they think the "someone said something stupid sense" goes only one way
Evanlyn: what?
Will: so, thoughts on periwinkle?
Evanlyn: Will we are in the middle of the sea, what are you on?! ... can I have some?
Erak: Ah, I belive he's suffering sea madness! Should we put him out of his misery?
Ev and Will: NO
Meanwhile back in Araluen:
Horace: Why did you both just freeze?
Gil and Halt: The "Will's about to die" sensor is going off!
Meanwhile on a skandian wolfship out at sea:
Will: (serious tone of voice) Erak do you think periwinkle is light indigo?
Erak: (blinks) um
Svengal: (scratching his beard in deep thought) i think periwinkle is slightly more desaturated than light indigo
Erak: oh Gorlogs beard! Its spreading!
Meanwhile back in Araluen:
Gilan: (grabbing for the shovel) I killed Will! 😭
Halt: (holding the shovel out of reach) hes not dead yet! If the "Wills about to die" sensor is still going off that means hes still alive!
Horace: WHAT SENSOR?!?!?! 😭😭😭
Rodney: (sighs) | leave you alone for one kidnapping and you invent a shared near-death stupidity detection network.
Crowley: its a ranger thing, don't worry about it.
Horace: what is happening?!?!
Meanwhile the horses:
Abelard: (biting on Tug's reigns to prevent him from trying to swim straight to Skandia)
Tug: Abelard, they can't understand me. Can you ask them to wrap this up so we can get going already?!
Abelard: You think anyone listens to me?
Ranger horses only can sense when *their* ranger does something stupid or is about to die
Rangers just can sense all of each others. The sense grows stronger the longer you hang out with them during the ranger gatherings.
(Leaning into Will is a wild gremlin)
Cassandra/Evenlyn: (gets home from skandia) Father can I keep him? (holds up will)
Duncan: absolutely not, he will ruin our carpet
Cassandra: I'll clean up after him
Duncan: (sighs) Rangers are *wild* Cass, he needs to be free. Let him go back to his dad
Cass: (grumbles) fiiiiiiiine
Halt: (takes back Will)
Cass thinking to self: I taught him to come when I call. So hes not gone forever
years down the line:
all rangers "Will said/did something stupid" sensors go off
All rangers: What did Will did this time?
A week after that: in the mail they all get a letter that starts with, "I can explain"
Rangers: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!?!
Will: Gilan
Crowley: No, Will, we were asking rhetorically
Will: oh... well the answer is Gilan... and Halt.
Crowley: (to Halt) Hes even worse than you
Halt: but is he worse than Gilan?
Crowley: touche
Gil: I'd argue that he has more near death experiences
Crowley: this is Will we are talking about. The only one with more near death experience than him is Halt
Will: I shall surpass him one day
Halt: bet
Crowley: this is *not* something we are competing for!!!
Will: *You* might not be-
Horace: (picks will up by his cape)
Will: (wiggles) (drops out from under the cloak no longer wearing it) bye! (Runs)
Horace: He got this from you
Halt: (glare)
Halt: I need Tylenol
Crowley: (hands him coffee)
Halt: (accepts it)
Alyss: thats not- nevermind
Gilan: (already has caught Will, coming back dragging Will by the legs) You can't run from this conversation! (Glances at the rest of them watching) was no one going to come help?
Horace: I grew up trying to catch Will, Ive learned my lesson
Will: (upside down because Gilan is so tall) lemme down bean! (Shirt falls over his face, exposing his belly button)
Gil: No, you're safer like this
Will: But are *you* safer like this?! >:3
Gilan: Will what are you-?
Will: (at the perfect height to easily reach up and undo Gilans belt)
Gilan: (drops will to grab his pants before they fall down) I taught him too well!
Will: I'm free!!! (Runs off)
Halt: (stands up) *now* I intervene.
Will got dropped on his head and still managed to run... HALT CATCH YOUR SON













